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Old 01-30-2008, 08:12 PM
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:49 PM
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:14 AM
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Interesting checklist... I think I rack up some $1500 every practice...
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:31 AM
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Well I have two fretless basses that I bring ... I'm already down $2000 before I get to the rest of the list.
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Haha, those are great pages, I'm an editor on that website.
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Old 02-07-2008, 07:15 PM
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:54 AM
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Never, ever, ever link anything from Uncyclopedia again. It's blatant and unfunny ripoff of Encyclopedia Dramatica (which I advise you to NOT go to).
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