Meeting with a client for the first time at the office, when the UPS driver arrives with my latest GAS driven delivery.... a box large enough for a bass enclosed in a case.
UPS driver: "is this the same as the last delivery?"
-_- "naw, its a new one."
I explain to the client I've been buying basses for $150-400 occasionally and the conversation moves to her classical guitar and piano playing, totally unrelated to our business meeting, but it solidifies our relationship....
GAS money well spent... turning that tag into the CPA.
Three teenagers to tell me how stupid I am so I don't need you piling on....