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Old 05-13-2007, 05:36 PM
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:48 AM
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I think as far as realistic build is concerned Peter Steele is enough said:



But he might be genetically enhanced
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:30 PM
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I think as far as realistic build is concerned Peter Steele is enough said:



But he might be genetically enhanced
geez

that man is rippling with muscles

and is he using an iron chain for a strap
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Yes, yes he is.
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I don't think u can get any more macho then THAT
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:46 AM
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something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWGhbEkw9Ao
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:52 AM
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