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Old 10-04-2001, 09:48 AM
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Just to inject a little estrogen into the mix

Ladies, wanna comment?
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Old 10-04-2001, 11:40 AM
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Re: Getting Boys

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Just to inject a little estrogen into the mix
Where exactly are you thinking of injecting this into these boys? (Hope the needle's clean)

I can think of some who could do with it!
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Re: Re: Getting Boys

LOL

I was hoping to hear some funny stories from the other TalkBass women who got some attention from the Funnier Sex thanks to their bassing. ;p

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Where exactly are you thinking of injecting this into these boys? (Hope the needle's clean)

I can think of some who could do with it!
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Girls don't need no steenkeeng basses to get boys. Right guys?
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Old 10-05-2001, 03:24 AM
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LOL

I was hoping to hear some funny stories from the other TalkBass women who got some attention from the Funnier Sex thanks to their bassing. ;p

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Well why didn't you say that!
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Well why didn't you say that!
funny that...I understood that perfectly.!

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Girls don't need no steenkeeng basses to get boys. Right guys?
Yeah. What the hell are you thinking, RomperStomper?
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Huh ? My bass is the only man i will ever need.

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what?! BrokenAngel plays the bass! who'd have thunk it...

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I wouldn't date a girl musician -- everyone knows they're flaky.
OOOOOOhh!...Not!

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I wouldn't date a girl musician -- everyone knows they're flaky.
I really doubt that im flaky. there are ALOT of non flaky girl musicians... some of them are flaky.. but not all of them.. and definatly not me! And We DO NOT need the basses to get guys.. some girls play cuz they like the music and its there life.. and not to get guys. i play for the music.
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I wouldn't date a girl musician -- everyone knows they're flaky.
LMAO

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All the girl musicians I know are stuck up, not flaky... but none of THEM can play bass...


also, i get a lot bigger response from other guys than girls when i play... discouraging to say the least
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most musicians of either gender are flakey.
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