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10-10-2001, 04:06 AM
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I was wondering how long it would take for anybody else to realise that "RomperStompers" original post sounded very much like (s)he was involved in a sex-change operation!!
I get the feeling I'm going to have to go round explaining all of my jokes in future!! 
Thanks BG! 
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10-10-2001, 04:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas | | Quote: Originally posted by Bruce Lindfield
I was wondering how long it would take for anybody else to realise that "RomperStompers" original post sounded very much like (s)he was involved in a sex-change operation!!
I get the feeling I'm going to have to go round explaining all of my jokes in future!!
Thanks BG! | Oh god it does!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No offense intended RomperStomper, with a name like that I wouldn't want to mess with you.  |
10-10-2001, 04:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Columbus, Ohio, USA | | this thread reminds me of a Seinfeld routine...He was talking about how girls are looking for guys, but we're everywhere! And then he starts talking about a guy he saw honking his horn at chicks on the street..."This, is a guy that's run out of ideas"...it's hilarious...uh, maybe you had to be there...  |
10-11-2001, 04:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Isle of Wight, U.K | | | Well you made me laugh Bruce, but I didn't post. Sometimes you can have a lot of fun just reading these threads.
If you're female and play bass then you are unusual because there's not many who do it. I like being different....... maybe I am flakey... but I'm not in the dating game!
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10-14-2001, 09:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD | | | 2 pieces of advice, don't piss off a female drummer in a hard core band......
and do not......ever........EVER.......
make the bassist of a hardcore band angry, the will kill you!!!!!! thank you for your time |
10-22-2001, 03:45 PM
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2 pieces of advice, don't piss off a female drummer in a hard core band......
and do not......ever........EVER.......
make the bassist of a hardcore band angry, the will kill you!!!!!! thank you for your time |
Damn Straight. 
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10-22-2001, 09:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Florida | | Quote: Originally posted by downstairs
2 pieces of advice, don't piss off a female drummer in a hard core band......
and do not......ever........EVER.......
make the bassist of a hardcore band angry, the will kill you!!!!!! thank you for your time | if theres one thing in life ive learned its dont piss off any woman, be it a bass player, or non musician type. they get mean and ugly when pissed. |
10-23-2001, 11:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lake Charles, LA in a galaxy far far away.... | | Quote: Originally posted by Bruce Lindfield
I was wondering how long it would take for anybody else to realise that "RomperStompers" original post sounded very much like (s)he was involved in a sex-change operation!!
I get the feeling I'm going to have to go round explaining all of my jokes in future!!
Thanks BG! | Other people got it, they just didn't find it funny.
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10-24-2001, 08:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Auckland, New Zealand | | Our very first gig turned up a boy who thought I was the bees knees up there playing...which would've been great if I were gay!
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10-24-2001, 08:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan. Not a bad town if you ask me. | | | Some comments from a guy (me):
It is indeed true that a woman doesn't need a bass (or any other instrument, for that matter) to get a guy. We guys like having ladies and we are easy.
In my experience, dating cellists is a much better idea than dating a girl in a punk rock band. Nothing against punk rock or women in punk bands; it's just my experience. Fellas, try this out. It works.
Guys, never stop playing the bass. I for one will never lose the absolute enjoyment of the instrument and the enjoyment of locking in on the groove live. But I used to be a total geek. Now, I'm still a geek, but not as much so. And now I know women. THANK YOU BASS.
And, lastly, a question for the ladies:
Is the bass truly the sexiest instrument? I have been told this by women, but I want to make sure it was my fretless and not me. I couldn't be me. |
10-24-2001, 08:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Auckland, New Zealand | | | Chicks dig frontmen/singers and guitarists who can wank out solos...and generally any bandmember that has somewhat of a rockstar ego.
The quiet, "distant" rhythm section hardly ever gets the nod.
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