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Old 03-08-2009, 03:41 PM
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Is there anything better in life than an attractive woman with a vintage P bass?
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Dude, where did the link go?

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Dude, where did the link go?

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Old 03-08-2009, 03:59 PM
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What's wrong with #98?
Nuttin. It's cool all black and white and she looks like she is taking her bass to the prom
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Here is a photo of a girl bass player. Her name is Liz Albrecht. I know her. I think she is on this forum. She plays a Shergold.

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Old 03-08-2009, 04:03 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem*
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Here is a photo of a girl bass player. Her name is Liz Albrecht. I know her. I think she is on this forum. She plays a Shergold.

You um...you got any clips of her playing? YouTube or somethin?
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No, she won't let me hear her play. She usually just plays her bass unplugged along with some tunes.
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She tells me she plays drums too, but I've never seen that. I have no reason to believe that she doesn't, though.
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Old 03-08-2009, 04:10 PM
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Hey, if you want to know more about her as a musician, just check out one of the 421 threads she's started here! http://www.talkbass.com/forum/search...rchid=11014875
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Hi. Your link didn't send me anywhere. Maybe something is wrong with my browser. Anyway, I will see her this week. Not much opportunity to jam, since we are both bassists.
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Am I the only guy here who's not attracted to musicians?
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#5 is actually a 15 year old boy guys. It was a trick.
There's no way that a boy. I looked again and I didn't see a single masculine feature in that pic. If it's a boy then it's a very feminine boy.
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He's Japanese, they often look effeminate by Western-European-white standards.
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Where is Jo Bench?
Over half these chicks are just average (or below average) looking chicks posing or licking basses. I demand this list be rectified at once!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVFE6PP-Nk

Also who's number 72 holding the iceman?
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I'm in love with 49. She has my bass (my favorite, to boot) and she's cute
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Old 03-08-2009, 07:29 PM
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There's no way that a boy. I looked again and I didn't see a single masculine feature in that pic. If it's a boy then it's a very feminine boy.
Nah, it's a girl. But she and I both get asked if she is a teenage boy, all the time.

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Old 03-08-2009, 07:43 PM
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BTW, she absolutely KILLS. Do not pass up the chance to see them.

There are some great color shots but I can't figure out how to get them here.

Here's a link to them. Maybe someone else can master this arcane technology:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/aliasre...n/photostream/
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Old 03-08-2009, 07:59 PM
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#19 is interesting, as is #97 (in spite of the guitar), but I think one of these would get my vote instead


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Old 03-08-2009, 08:03 PM
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Where is Jo Bench?
Over half these chicks are just average (or below average) looking chicks posing or licking basses. I demand this list be rectified at once!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVFE6PP-Nk

Also who's number 72 holding the iceman?
C'mon bro...you should know that's Sean Yseult from White Zombie and Famous Monsters.

Here's a lil trivia tidbit for yall...she now designs expensive scarves on Fifth Avenue.
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