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Old 09-23-2009, 11:59 PM
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:05 AM
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Objectively speaking...

Kanye = Dousche
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:41 AM
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:51 AM
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WOW! I had no idea..

Funny stuff!
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:56 AM
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:46 AM
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:34 AM
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I personally like this one
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:03 PM
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Too funny! thanks for both links!
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:26 PM
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This just made my day.

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:29 AM
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I can't find the youtube of him taking the mic Only pics
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Old 09-27-2009, 10:47 PM
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Old 09-27-2009, 11:12 PM
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Confirmed: to 'nth degree he is that alright
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:43 AM
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This one is my favorite..

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Old 09-28-2009, 03:47 AM
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Just came back from a tour and the tour manager said he's worked with Kanye before, apparently he's a massive Connect 4 fan.

One night of the tour he's walked into his room with a plate and said "Mr West, here's your dinner".

He doesn't even look over as he yells "Put the chicken over there, I'm PLAYING Connect 4!!"

Apparently he has to buy every single new edition that comes out as soon as it does... are there really that many versions of connect 4?
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Just came back from a tour and the tour manager said he's worked with Kanye before, apparently he's a massive Connect 4 fan.

One night of the tour he's walked into his room with a plate and said "Mr West, here's your dinner".

He doesn't even look over as he yells "Put the chicken over there, I'm PLAYING Connect 4!!"

Apparently he has to buy every single new edition that comes out as soon as it does... are there really that many versions of connect 4?
are you serious??
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:16 AM
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Wish his Mom was still here to slap some sense into him.
What a wank. Biggest wank of all time, of all time!!!
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:18 AM
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Wish his Mom was still here to slap some sense into him.
What a wank. Biggest wank of all time, of all time!!!
I wouldn't quite give him that much credit...

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