GOD CREATED THE BASS

[Emmaemme]

The apostles were a great group, although they didn't get much recognition in their own time. John and Paul got most of the early limelight but shortly after the last jam Judas split and Jesus went solo, talking all the glory (a common thing nowadays). Hallelujah !

[El Tumi]

And on the flip-side of the coin, there would be Samuel L. Jackson as Satan meeting with anyone other than Ralph Maccio way, way, way down at the crossroads (Somewhere near The Bottoms, I'm sure). Maybe Tony could play Satan's minion? And play both parts on the soundtrack!

[Fassa Albrecht]

Everyone knows that God created the Shergold as the perfect bass