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Old 02-02-2012, 03:06 PM
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I play in a praise band (praise "team" we call it for some reason) as many of you here do. We use in-ear monitors...kind of an archaic system IMO...AVIOM. It's the only way I can hear what I play b/c they notoriously turn the bass down in the house mix so that no human can hear it haha

so I guess 6-8 mo ago I was on stage between songs & during announcements (before the sermon) and I hear this voice softly whispering my name:

"Michael", the voice says.

I look around. The guitarist is staring straight ahead. The pianist is looking down.

"Michael."

The worship leader has his back to me. What's going on?

"MICHAEL", still a whisper but louder this time.

I'm looking around casually but getting kind of nervous...

It finally occurs to me that it's coming from the AVIOM - duh. I wonder why I didn't think of that sooner? I look all the way across the sanctuary at the sound guy, "Kevin". We make eye contact. He says in my AVIOM "yes, you! please tell Chris (worship leader) that he's got his mic turned off on his belt!"

haha! so I felt really silly, but for about 10 seconds I considered the possibility that God was actually talking to me, audibly IN MY HEAD. haha!

That probably isn't as good of a story as I think it is, but I chuckle every time I think about it.
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What other way would God talk to us if not in our head?

I have a very close relationship with the divine... not only can I speak to "God", but he answers me as well.
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:15 PM
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for a minute, I thought you were talking about Eric Clapton
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:20 PM
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What other way would God talk to us if not in our head?
Any way He wants to?
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Well I certainly wouldnt talk to myself out loud, then Id just appear nuts...
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Old 02-03-2012, 04:24 AM
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Did you ask him what a cubit was?
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Did you ask him what a cubit was?
That would have been a useful question indeed.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:04 AM
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Isn't internal voices a sign if schizophrenia.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:11 AM
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God talks in mysterious ways... sometimes thru Kevin.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:25 AM
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Reminds me of the scene in "Real Genius", lol
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I dunno where i heard this but it goes something like this

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
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I dunno where i heard this but it goes something like this

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
We'll save that for a lobby discussion.
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Did you ask him what a cubit was?
A cubit? I'd ask him what's an ark, first!
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Did you ask him what a cubit was?
Isn't a Cubit a unit of measure gauged as the distance from a man's elbow to the tip of his middle finger?
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A cubit? I'd ask him what's an ark, first!
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I dunno where i heard this but it goes something like this

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
Old joke.
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tsk tsk tsk , sounds like Kevin may have been outsourced by the Richard Dawkins fan club.
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