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Old 10-07-2009, 06:19 PM
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I know there is one like this but i need a quote for me email message tht ppl who dont know what a bass is will find funny and still be about basses, you can make up the quote or use someone elses quote
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Old 10-07-2009, 06:33 PM
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Old 10-07-2009, 08:33 PM
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:49 PM
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:59 PM
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:03 PM
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:19 PM
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My, the sexual innuendo is flying fast and furious, ain't it? Just what the doctor ordered...if the OP had been looking for an email signature about sex...

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Old 10-08-2009, 07:46 AM
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Old 10-08-2009, 12:05 PM
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