Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 12-07-2011, 07:48 AM
Vakmere's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Philly
Send a message via ICQ to Vakmere
Supporting Member
Good craigs list ad

Sign in to disble this ad
Bassmas bargain

Here's one who actually put some thought into this ad. Nice to see humor and desire all in one paragraph. He actually used spell check to, good touch.
__________________
"Any day above ground is a good day"

Spector Club #139
Ken Smith Club #00000
Mickey Mouse Club
  #2  
Old 12-07-2011, 07:52 AM
tdub0199's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Atlanta, Ga.
Supporting Member
Nice!
__________________
Georgia Bassist Club Member # 3
Gallien-KruegerŪ Club Member # 868
  #3  
Old 12-07-2011, 10:24 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Athens Alabama
Send a message via Yahoo to floridagatorfan
I Like it!!!
__________________
Official Ampeg Club Member #821
Ibanenez BTB Club Member #173 Washburn Club #18
  #4  
Old 12-07-2011, 10:26 PM
BigDaddyMick's Avatar
It's all about the groove...
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Warren County, Indiana
Supporting Member
Nice
__________________
Bacon Club #83, Redneck Bassist #55, Mediocre Bassist #760, Bassists Who Drive Manual #163
  #5  
Old 12-08-2011, 04:45 AM
hrodbert696's Avatar
Gettin' medieval on yo' bass...
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: new hampshire
Supporting Member
For those who come checking the thread after the link is dead:

Quote:
Bassmas bargain (Delco)
Date: 2011-12-07, 8:59AM EST
Reply to: comm-t8uag-2740453924@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Wouldn't it be nice to wake up Christmas morning and find a good bass player under your tree? That's the right gift for your band. Found in Delco, on Craig's List, in a basement, and returnable at any time; give the gift that keeps on giving. . .. . . a bassist who can actually write this ad using correct punctuation and spelling as well as actually play the bass. I come with 4, 5 or 6 strings, top of the line sound re-enforcement, low to no maintenance, more songs than an IPod, batteries included, free transportation, tons of smiles, and can make a mean peppers-n-egg sandwich. I can be placed out front or in the rear of any stage, or hung from the chimney with care. I also make a great stocking stuffer.
This year give the gift that keeps on giving. . .. . .. Give your band a bass player for Christmas. . ...

For mature bands only - ages 35 and up. Under 35 parental supervision may be required. For more information please email me at this link.

This ad does not use cookies to track information about your visit unless you have a glass of milk with it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by audiomitch View Post
Trust me, I'm an anonymous source on the internet.
Washburn Club #12, Yamaha Club #286/BB Club #5, NH bassists club #1.
  #6  
Old 12-08-2011, 04:48 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vakmere View Post
Bassmas bargain

Here's one who actually put some thought into this ad. Nice to see humor and desire all in one paragraph. He actually used spell check to, good touch.
"...spell check, TOO, ..."
  #7  
Old 12-08-2011, 05:05 AM
bassacechase's Avatar
Supporting Member!
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Castalian Springs, TN
Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by baileyboy View Post
"...spell check, TOO, ..."
You beat me to it.
__________________
Redneck Bassist #44 Magnum
15"/6"/1 Bass Cab Club #1

Quote:
Originally Posted by mmbongo View Post
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for bass guitar.
  #8  
Old 12-08-2011, 05:13 AM
Registered User

Endorsing Artist: Genz Benz Amplification
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Nashville
I still found a spelling error in the ad.
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:56 PM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.