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Old 08-29-2009, 04:47 AM
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I just made a deal with my wife - she gets to have laser hair removal and I get to get another bass
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That is truly creative and cool, unless the hair removal is in the wrong places .
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ok, so those are the things you get from the deal.....so what does ur wife get?
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So how hairy is your wife? Pictures.

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So how hairy is your wife? Pictures.

Poor taste, that.
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You have inspired me to be creative. Since I am older on the heavy side with uhm.. grey hair. Maybe I could work out a deal with wife to loose weight, dye my hair, for new amp. Naah, it wont work she tells me she likes me just the way I am... never thought that would be a negative!!
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Eew. How could you ask for photos of... hair? Somebody has a weird fetish!
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Eew. How could you ask for photos of... hair? Somebody has a weird fetish!
Coming from guys who get off on bass pr0n?
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no hair pics please, however, would like to see the new bass when you get it!! What do you have in mind???

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sounds like you won that argument.
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This is the very definition of a win/win..........
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Is it possible that it is not as you guys thought, maybe she needs her mustache removed?

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The great thing about laser is that it is not really permanent. After a couple of years that hair will be back and you can get another piece of gear....
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no hair pics please, however, would like to see the new bass when you get it!! What do you have in mind???

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