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Old 01-08-2011, 05:58 AM
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This is quite funny: http://www.youtube.com/user/BassGuit.../1/xlmSXcfKtrQ
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:08 AM
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I'd say the slew of profanities makes it NSFW, but I found it pretty funny. "Miles without teeth"
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:13 AM
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That was hilarious
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Old 01-08-2011, 07:13 AM
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"Quarter note donkey" classic.
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Old 01-08-2011, 07:26 AM
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LOL !!

oh man , i can relate to this ...

... " she's gonna sing ' my funny valentine '. "


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Yup, that's funny
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:29 AM
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The ocean of expletives didn't add any humor, but it wasn't bad.
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Not just jazz guys; anyone who does sub work will get it...
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Old 01-08-2011, 02:03 PM
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priceless
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Old 01-08-2011, 08:16 PM
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Dear God that was incredible! I haven't laughed that hard all week. "What is with these ****ing horn players?" It's funny because my first instrument was trumpet haha
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