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07-14-2008, 02:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sacramento,CA | |  Got Bit at a Gig!..***?
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Ok possibly the weirdest gig of all time, {if you have one better let's hear it}. I was playing at some divey bar called "the Country Club" Saloon here in the Sacramento region this past friday night,so the luxury of having a bouncer or security was out of the question. There was the usual blonde bar trash slut who was drunk off her a$$ making alot of noise and just generally being stupid.There's about 30 people total in this place between the back area and the bar/stage area itself right..well there's an old stripper pole on the stage near the edge where I am practically next to and my headstock is dodging all night so far. This chick gets up there and starts a pole dance, i'm like..cool..whatever then she swings her leg out and bumps my bass while I'm playing..NOT COOL and luckily I was in too good a groove in whatever song it was to drop kick her off the stage so I let it go. After the 2nd set she came walking by very drunk after we we standing next to the stage and told me to check this out..she came up and vampired me in the neck and almost sliced my jugular vein! The kicker was she did this to about 5 other guys and no one was doing anything about it. This is the most rediculous thing ever, I thought I was going to pass out...it felt like a shark ripped my neck open and we still had one more set to play. What would you guys have done? For sure the most random assinine thing to happen at a gig!  
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07-14-2008, 02:06 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | Did she actually draw blood? If it were me I'd go get tested.
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07-14-2008, 02:06 AM
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Go get tested, dude. Seriously. Get a tetanus shot and some antibiotics or something.
Ah, you beat me to it by seconds! 
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07-14-2008, 02:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | Just do whatever I do whenever a chick bites me where I shouldn't. Pull her hair and cold cock her in the ovaries.
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07-14-2008, 02:14 AM
| | | | wow I would have called her a giant whore, slapped her and then called the doc..
really, you should atleast groped her while hitting her at the same time |
07-14-2008, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by doog really, you should atleast groped her while hitting her at the same time | 
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put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
07-14-2008, 02:23 AM
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07-14-2008, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazyeelboy You should have bit her back (I don't mean on her back, but in return - you get the idea)! | And the 2008 Talkbass Award for "Most Likely to Die of an STD" goes to..... Crazyeelboy! 
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07-14-2008, 02:36 AM
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Soldiers are looking funny at me, i just laughed out loud.
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07-14-2008, 02:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sunbury, Ohio | | | That would be the last time I played in that joint. Any place that can't control their patrons is beneath me. I wouldn't even drink a glass of water there.
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07-14-2008, 03:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sacramento,CA | | No it actually didn't quite break skin, but it has swollen up really bad like an egg {it was on my neck left side}..and now it's bruised...think hickey from the 50 ft. vampire woman! and Yeah the leader of the band and I decided never to play at that trash hole place anymore..oh yeah were supposed to get a minimum $50 each for the 3 hours we played...we got $32/ea and practically ran like hell...F that place! 
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07-14-2008, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by GeneralElectric Just do whatever I do whenever a chick bites me where I shouldn't. Pull her hair and cold cock her in the ovaries. | YES! FTW! Cooter punch! 
*lowendgenerator does not advocate violence toward women, but that **** is funny.
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07-14-2008, 07:50 AM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | | Wow...$50 for that place. No thanks! |
07-14-2008, 09:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sacramento, Hellafornia | | | hahahahhahah that sounds like something to tell the grandchildren. sac area too eh :P
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07-14-2008, 09:56 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Wow! Some chick licked the guitar while our guitard was playing a solo. That was enough to creep him out!
I feel for you man. The sooner you start on the antibiotics, the better!!
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07-14-2008, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by cheezewiz Wow...$50 for that place. No thanks! | Indeed. I won't start the car for $50. |
07-14-2008, 10:03 AM
| | | | Wow... I used to live in Sacramento. I guess I should note that if I ever go back, antibiotics are definitely necessary. |
07-14-2008, 10:04 AM
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It doesn't take a visible break to the skin, and Hepatitis is yet another nasty, life-changer that can come from fluid exchange.
Country bars - bouncers = the very shallow end of the gene pool.
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07-14-2008, 10:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland | | | dude call wesley snipes !, seriously though god knows where this tramps been, get a blood test to make sure.
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07-14-2008, 10:09 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Studio City, CA | | | That sucks...pun intended. That Sack of Tomatoes for ya'
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