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in town i was playing at a Bar and the owner of the Bar was a blues Player too he was a singer then wen we go up there and play are music he got sooo juiles becus we play better then him alotta pepole freak out on us how good we play then 6 months later all the band got togeter to think about it then he call us up and say your fired and hangup jist becus where better then him but im glad
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in town i was playing at a Bar and the owner of the Bar was a blues Player too he was a singer then wen we go up there and play are music he got sooo juiles becus we play better then him alotta pepole freak out on us how good we play then 6 months later all the band got togeter to think about it then he call us up and say your fired and hangup jist becus where better then him but im glad
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can you re-state that in english please? (hey, this my first post in about a month...)
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in town i was playing at a Bar and the owner of the Bar was a blues Player too he was a singer then wen we go up there and play are music he got sooo juiles becus we play better then him alotta pepole freak out on us how good we play then 6 months later all the band got togeter to think about it then he call us up and say your fired and hangup jist becus where better then him but im glad
English, please. Capitalization, please. Punctuation, please. Spelling, please...

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in town i was playing at a Bar and the owner of the Bar was a blues Player too he was a singer then wen we go up there and play are music he got sooo juiles becus we play better then him alotta pepole freak out on us how good we play then 6 months later all the band got togeter to think about it then he call us up and say your fired and hangup jist becus where better then him but im glad

I just want to know why "Bar" and "Player" are the only two words you chose to capitalize.

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in town i was playing at a Bar and the owner of the Bar was a blues Player too he was a singer then wen we go up there and play are music he got sooo juiles becus we play better then him alotta pepole freak out on us how good we play then 6 months later all the band got togeter to think about it then he call us up and say your fired and hangup jist becus where better then him but im glad
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he got sooo juiles becus we play better then him alotta pepole freak out on us how good we play then 6 months later all the band got togeter to think about it then he call us up and say your fired and hangup jist becus where better then him but im glad
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I hope English isn't your first language.

On topic: I hate it when people get juiles. Why? jist becus


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Huh

Please translate to English.....

and is "juiles" supposed to be "jealous"???

Where there any "yoots" there?
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Well I dont know what this thread was about so im gonna assume that you need EQ help. Id back of your mids some and boost your highs.
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I tried translating for him. I think I may have figured most of it out. Thank you AIM.

I was playing at a bar in town. The owner of said bar is also a blues singer. Then when we got up on stage and played our music, he got very jealous because we played better than him. A lot of people enthusiastically exclaimed that we are very proficient at the blues. Then 6 months later the band got together to think about it (?) He then proceeds to calls us up and say you're fired and hangs up on us just because we were better than him but, I'm glad.
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Please translate to English.....

and is "juiles" supposed to be "jealous"???

Where there any "yoots" there?
It doesn't sound like ebonics.... maybe its Ghetto Redneck!
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...where better then him but im glad
hey at least the story has a happy ending [i think]
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