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04-30-2009, 12:13 PM
|  | Thunderbirdie | | | | | And with great honour to "so what, I am a bass player"
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I bring you "cuz I am a bass player"....
You drove to the gig in your own car?
Yea, Cuz I am a bass player
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You own your own house with a studio in your basement...
Yea, cuz I am a bass player
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04-30-2009, 12:18 PM
| | | | You play for the love of music, rather then for the "lolz" or the girls?
Yes, because I am a bass player.
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Originally Posted by JimmyM  If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
04-30-2009, 12:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Niagara Falls, NY | | | Friend asks...."oh, can you play something I would recognize?"
..."No, because I'm a bass player" |
04-30-2009, 12:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Bacon?
Yes, because I'm a bass player.
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You gotta be unstoppable, un-karate-choppable. Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Im slightly turned on by your cleaver stroking anime girl avatar. | |
04-30-2009, 12:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida | | | Q: What kind of guitar is that?
A: It's a bass.
Q: Why don't you play a regular guitar?
A: Because I'm a bass player.
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"...it's just the bass player. No one listens to them anyways..." - bonzo4880
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04-30-2009, 12:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Niagara Falls, NY | | | Dude, aren't you worried about your reputation?
No, 'cause I'm a bass player. |
04-30-2009, 12:37 PM
| | | *Sets manuscript paper down in front of*
"You can read?"
"Why, yes I can."
"But there's no real point, even my guitarist can't read. All you have is a bass."
"But that's exactly the point."
"  "
"I am a bass player!"
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
04-30-2009, 12:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Studio City, CA | | | In the roots of Rock N Roll, I am the earth.
In the spirit of Jazz, I am the soul.
In the thump of Funk, I am down on 1.
I am the bass player.
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04-30-2009, 01:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: maggot me | | | Mother:Why haven't you showered in 4 weeks?
Me: cause im a bass player.
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Don't do tommorrow what you can do the day after tommorrow! Excludes:-Bass Playing -Eating
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04-30-2009, 01:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin, TX | | | "You're so polite, so intelligent... And your pants fit properly"
"Duh.. I'm the bass player."
__________________ Roscoe #6113 - '82/'87 Precison - Neve Portico II - QSC RMX1450 - Bergantino HS410 Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstrike I type with whiskey though... | |
04-30-2009, 01:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: maggot me | | | Friend: Dude you got knifes in your back! Doesent it hurt????
Me:nope cause im a bass player
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04-30-2009, 01:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SF (North) Bay Area | | ooohh baby... why does is feel so good when you touch me there?
The chorus thunders: cause I'm a bass player!
(True story  ) |
04-30-2009, 01:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: maggot me | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Dean ooohh baby... why does is feel so good when you touch me there?
The chorus thunders: cause I'm a bass player!
(True story ) | hahahahaha right on man
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Don't do tommorrow what you can do the day after tommorrow! Excludes:-Bass Playing -Eating
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04-30-2009, 01:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Denton, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by smogg Q: What kind of guitar is that?
A: It's a bass.
Q: Why don't you play a regular guitar?
A: Because I'm a bass player. |
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04-30-2009, 01:37 PM
| | Registered User
Endorsing Artist: J.C. Basses | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Phoenix, Arizona 85029 | | | Have you been celibate for the whole 26 years you've been alive?
Yeah, 'cause I'm a bass player.
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Originally Posted by McThumpenstein I don't think the wife would buy the "I need to take off this knob and put a whole new bass under it" story. | |
04-30-2009, 01:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: maggot me | | | I smashed my guitar on your dog.....why is that...well.....its a cushion...and.....im a bass player
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Don't do tommorrow what you can do the day after tommorrow! Excludes:-Bass Playing -Eating
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04-30-2009, 02:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Denton, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkMetalBass Have you been celibate for the whole 26 years you've been alive?
Yeah, 'cause I'm a bass player. |
Got money? No need to be celibate! Cause I'm the base player |
04-30-2009, 02:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hamburg, Germany | | "Dude, was that an earthquake right now?"
"No, it was me cuz I'm a bass player"
true story 
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04-30-2009, 02:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Park Hills, MO | | | I know what ohms are for....
because I am the bass player
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04-30-2009, 02:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: right behind you... | | We are about to play to our biggest audience yet, the monitors just burst into flames, we have to play twice as long since the opening band didnt show and our singer isn't even here yet!!....How are you not freaking out right now?!?!?!
Because, I'm the bass player 
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