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04-12-2012, 01:29 PM
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04-12-2012, 01:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brookfield, CT | | | "This happens to me all the time.....lol..
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04-12-2012, 01:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Downingtown, PA | | | They can't be serious..?
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04-12-2012, 02:02 PM
|  | acoustic, peavey, sunn...STACHE | | Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Milwaukee, WI | | | Somehow I already knew exactly where that was going, just by reading the title... |
04-12-2012, 02:14 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Deep Creek | | | Wondering how many men have taken her home to meet Mama. After all, she might be the "one."
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04-12-2012, 02:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | | LOL! Is that like The Onion Jr.? |
04-12-2012, 02:28 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Jersey | | | That's really funny!!
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04-12-2012, 02:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Tampa, FL | | | Lol. Nice. |
04-12-2012, 02:41 PM
|  | 6 String Nut | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Santa Barbara, CA | | | LUL
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04-12-2012, 02:43 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Atlanta | | | hilarious!
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04-12-2012, 03:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Jersey | | | She should have known he was the bass player as soon as he said, “Lower, lower.”
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04-12-2012, 03:37 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Redondo Beach, California | | | Did you notice the she said " He was JUST the bass player. I thought he was someone more important in the band". |
04-12-2012, 04:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Mexican Megalopolis | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hgregs | Maybe I have no sense of humour but... is that article for real? Yeah, I did chuckle. What a bimbo, sleeping around with the likes of us poor, unimportant bassists.
What she didn't admit is how good she felt when she was being fingered by a bassist... sorry, couldn't resist 
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04-12-2012, 06:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada | | there is definitely a tagline at the top which says "monthly satirical magazine" under the website title, so for anyone who thought it's serious... no.
also, that's a smart bass player; I always make the mistake of saying i play bass to chicks... 
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04-13-2012, 10:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Vancouver, BC | | Lol.. There was an episode of "Just Shoot Me" where Nina had accidently slept with the bass player.
(sigh) no respect.   |
04-13-2012, 10:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta ; Canada | | | Aren`t you in the band I thought I saw you up on the stage......OHH! your the other guitar player I`m sorry. That is the kind of remark I have received more often than noy LOL. But I still love the little beauties fat bottomed girls make the world go round. |
04-13-2012, 10:43 AM
|  | Functionless Art is Merely Tolerated Vandalism | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan | | | When a girl says do you play guitar?
I say "kinda"
Girls don't know what a bass is. Ha ha.
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04-13-2012, 10:52 AM
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04-13-2012, 10:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Lillian, Alabama | | Quote:
Originally Posted by carlthegroover Maybe I have no sense of humour but... is that article for real? Yeah, I did chuckle. What a bimbo, sleeping around with the likes of us poor, unimportant bassists.
What she didn't admit is how good she felt when she was being fingered by a bassist... sorry, couldn't resist | Well, we didn't practice fingerstyle for just bass, you know.  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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