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09-24-2009, 11:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, La. area | | | Groupie or Roadie
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So, I'm talking to my lovely wife of 14 years before I go to a gig a few weeks back, and said(in my sexiest Barry White tone)....Baby, you gonna be my groupie. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "No." She then proceeded with, "why don't you call Jennifer(a really good friend of mine's wife)....maybe she'll be your groupie. So I stop for a few seconds in disbelief, because I think my wife is telling me to go bone my friend's wife. So I asked again....You sure you don't want to be my groupie, baby(sexy Barry White tone again). She then replied, "No, I ain't carrying a DAMN thing." So I said, Definition time....honey....a "Roadie" is the one that carries stuff.....the "Groupie" in the one that sleeps with the musician after the gig. BIG LONG PAUSE. You still want me to call Jennifer? She said, "No....I think I can handle that."
Anyone have a similar story?
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09-24-2009, 11:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anaheim, Ca. | | | Excellent... excellent and hilarious story. So, looks like Jennifer is out of the picture eh? She probably is more fun to think about rather than ... well, you know the rest. |
09-24-2009, 11:07 AM
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09-24-2009, 11:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, La. area | | | Jen and BD have been friends of ours for years. I went to school with BD in college. We get together about once every two months or so with some other friends and cook out/eat. Somehow, I don't think BD would appreciate his wife being my groupie. |
09-24-2009, 12:02 PM
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Great story, thanks for sharing.
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09-24-2009, 12:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bristol, UK | | | LOLZ yeah i've had that kinda thing happen a lot, but with people wanting to be groupies with out actually understanding the role of a groupie, i normally leave them to think what they want, saves awkward moments.
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09-24-2009, 12:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Everett Wa | | | HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I think that's the best story I've heard on here ever.
"Do you still want me to call Jennifer?" Best line ever!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BTW, I just spit water all over my computer.
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09-24-2009, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by alembicguy  Got Jennifers number? HA HA | 867-5309
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09-24-2009, 12:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, La. area | | | We actually play that song, and of course when she's there, it's just for her. |
09-24-2009, 12:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles | | | Good one.
Still laughing. |
09-24-2009, 12:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Illinois | | | I like it. |
09-24-2009, 12:42 PM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Yeah well I asked a good friend of mine who is a big guy and thus strong to be my roadie. I had to fire him when he showed up in a tube top and on coke to the first gig and flashed me a number of times.
Edut: this is a lie, but I think this would be worse than having to nail a friends wife.
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09-24-2009, 12:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, La. area | | | That's a good one........I don't think anyone would have a problem "dialing" Jen's number. |
09-24-2009, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by HailCorduroy 867-5309 | LOL!
Dude, that's great!! 
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09-24-2009, 01:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: New Jersey | | | My wife would carry my gear at shows, man did I get dirty looks.
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09-24-2009, 01:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Darlington, SC | | | I've always heard it's easier to get forgiveness than permission, but in this case, she gave you the permission, but I don't think you would have gotten any forgiveness. |
09-24-2009, 02:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, La. area | | | Forgiveness to her = frying pan to the head in your sleep. |
09-24-2009, 02:29 PM
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Happened many years before digital photos. I know, no pics, no hot roadie/gf... so it didn't happen, but it was fun anyway.
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09-24-2009, 07:16 PM
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09-24-2009, 08:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Chicago SW 'burbs | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kesslari Years back I had a GF, very cute and fit. She'd help load out after gigs, in miniskirt and high heels. Totally kicked the asses of the guys in the band - none of the guys shirked load-out.
Happened many years before digital photos. I know, no pics, no hot roadie/gf... so it didn't happen, but it was fun anyway. |
Roadie after the gig, groupie a bit later...is that what they call havin' your cake, & eatin' it too?!?!?
...and why aren't you married to this babe???
...(I know, I know...marriage changes everything.......does it ever!)
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