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Old 09-03-2009, 11:00 PM
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Guitar Center advertising how freaking annoying it is to go there

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Saw this commercial on tv and i think it speaks for itself what it's like going to guitar center.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZDK1wl5TQw
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Two brothers... an octave apart. One muscular and strong who all the women love, the other thin and whimpy that makes screeching noises when ignored.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:04 PM
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Haha. Except there's more power cord and bad blues/metal noodling, and it's not as intermittent.
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yes,and one of us in the corner trying to hear himself
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:53 PM
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Haha! So true. That's why I like the stores where the bass area is closed off like the acoustics area. Much easier to hear yourself above the guitard/drumtard/keytard/djtard noise.
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Awesome.
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Old 09-04-2009, 05:44 AM
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone in GC play that well but it's usually much louder.
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I remember being in Rockbottoms in Croydon a few years ago when some kid kicked off like that, however he'd picked up a guitar that was horribly out of tune, but didn't seem to notice that fact and kept on and on . . . .

Paraphrasing the old "You don't have to be mad to work here ...." line I said to the guy behind the counter:

"You don't have to be tone deaf to work here, but it helps".

He didn't disagree with me.

Note to all guitar stores - give your staff something to do when things are quiet - tune the guitars that are out on stands!!

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haha the guitar isn't even plugged in...
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haha the guitar isn't even plugged in...
yes it is, just hard to see against the background. Check 0:11 for example.
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... I was in Andertons in Guildford recently and they put you in a soundproof room nowadays ...
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:35 AM
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Haha marketing fail!
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Old 09-04-2009, 11:20 AM
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Thought it was funny. Marketting to guitards.

But, hey - if they have some deals this weekend...
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