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Old 02-08-2011, 06:48 AM
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Just had to share this CList ad -

http://charleston.craigslist.org/msg/2203117860.html

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i have music experience in fixing and or repairing instriments like Gibsons Fenderstratscocasters, and strings. i have my own shop in my grage with tools to fix these music instriments. i will take your cash and make yuor music sound loud and more bassier. i can set your fender up and make it sound good like gibson, or i can take your old school gibsonb models and make it more new school. i can add dcoration to your music to make it more gangsta if you will. I can do this all for under a hindred or maybe even less. than that. send me some love and i will make you sound like jimmy hendricxs. email please.

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Old 02-08-2011, 06:52 AM
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WOW!!! This guy will never touch my "Music".... lmao
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:32 AM
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He needs to take his first $10.00 and get Hooked On Phonics.....dayum !!!!

...stratsco what ???!!!???
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:37 AM
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hi everyone,

i have music experience in fixing and or repairing instriments like Gibsons Fenderstratscocasters, and strings. i have my own shop in my grage with tools to fix these music instriments. i will take yur instrimints and pawn them at the locall pawen shop. i can set your fender up and make it sound good like gibson, or i can take your old school gibsonb models and make it more new school. i can add dcoration to your music to make it more gangsta if you will. I can do this all for under a hindred or maybe even less. than that. send me some love and i will make you sound like jimmy hendricxs. email please.

Mike D

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Old 02-08-2011, 08:49 AM
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This ad is just chock full of fail! LOL!
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:02 AM
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...maybe even less. than that. ....

Mmmmm, yeah definitely less.
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Old 02-08-2011, 11:07 AM
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I have a starter bass that´s falling apart... I could give it a try.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:04 PM
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I think Darwin's theroy can be applied here.

If any bassist's gives someone who spell's that horribly their instrument, they deserve the carnage im sure will follow.
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Old 02-08-2011, 02:25 PM
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That flavor of 'dumb' goes WAY beyond spelling.
Guy sounds like he's 12 yrs old and has access to a hammer and a straight scewdriver.
Perfect!
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Old 02-09-2011, 11:19 AM
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I think Darwin's theroy can be applied here.

If any bassist's gives someone who spell's that horribly their instrument, they deserve the carnage im sure will follow.
The irony is killing me...
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:20 AM
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You mean I can sound like Jimmy hendricxs for a hindred dollars?
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:25 AM
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