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Old 05-23-2009, 07:18 PM
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Q: What happens when a guitarist takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
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What's the range of a guitar?

Depends how far you chuck.it!
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Old 05-24-2009, 06:04 PM
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What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp!

What does the electric guitar and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

They both suck when you plug them in.
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How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



51.

One to screw it in, fifty to stand around saying "I can do that."
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:41 PM
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how do you get a guitar player off your door step?


pay him for the pizza
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What do you call a guitarist who just broke up with his girlfriend?


Homeless
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How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp ?

Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.


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