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Old 02-01-2013, 09:58 AM
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Like many others here, I've been trying to avoid generalizations and derogatory terms when discussing a group or class of people. That was until earlier this week, when a perfect specimen presented himself at a band audition.

He came in toting a 12(!) space rack, with all kinds of older effects, pre and power amp, plugged into a rack mounted power strip with a hard wired power cable. I watch him plug in, and notice that the ground prong was removed from the plug!

I call this out immediately, and he goes on to state that he played a gig a while back and had to remove it because someone gave him a non grounded extension to use so he cut it off.

He reaches over to shake the singer's hand and shocks her!

I then voice grave concern, but it's not my band or my rehearsal space. I comment that I am glad I have wireless. Now I can tell he's annoyed that Im being a wuss about the whole thing.

After rehearsal I tell the leader that I will not be back unless he fixes it, and that he might want to reopen his search for guitarists. Unreal.
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:03 AM
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That guitarists next show will probably look a lot like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLshnfu0wY
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:20 AM
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That guitarists next show will probably look a lot like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLshnfu0wY
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:35 AM
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That guitarists next show will probably look a lot like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLshnfu0wY

Probably the most entertaining thing I've seen all week!!!
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