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Old 03-03-2010, 09:02 PM
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wasnt sure if this should go here, but man. this kid has over 100 videos, and not one scrap of musical skill. something most of us bassists can enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OJmN...eature=channel
go on, check his channel, hes got mad guitar hero skills.
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what is this I don't even
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:12 AM
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I guess that's how I would've played before I ever picked an instrument.

Check out his "how to play..."-videos. There sure is some potential in his "how to play purple haze".
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:37 AM
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holly cow. I've been watching his other videos for the last fifteen minutes. They are all equally as bad and very entertaining.
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:11 AM
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He makes me feel good about my own playing, though.
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:31 AM
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I can't tell if he did this to be funny or is serious?
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how is it even possible to get the intro to smoke on the water wrong?
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These videos are depressing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_LQ...eature=channel
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Are there any videos where he plays the right chords?

Ok. I've watched more. That purple haze video is too funny.

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"I know that's not a whole lotta help, but I don't really care"

This kid is priceless.
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He should have a feature length hollywood film. I'd go see it.
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Wow. Some of those videos have over 14,000 views. Guess I'm partially to blame for that.
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At least he's trying, I guess. Someone needs to get him a tuner. Also an amp that doesn't hum so badly and sound like it's being strangled to death.
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ROFL.

I will never trust a youtube video that claims to teach me a song ever again...

At least kids like this don't even know what a chord chart is so those stay relatively accurate.

He's okay at guitar hero, he should probably just stick to that http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=...26/TSN5SlwwZY8

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At least he's trying, I guess. Someone needs to get him a tuner. Also an amp that doesn't hum so badly and sound like it's being strangled to death.
No, he's not trying. He's acting like he knows everything when he knows nothing. That's not trying that's a whole nother level of failure.

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Suddenly, I feel better about my guitar skills.

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holly cow. I've been watching his other videos for the last fifteen minutes. They are all equally as bad and very entertaining.
Come on man, put up the holly cow! There is nothing that peeves me more than people who leave their Christmas decorations out into March.
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Suddenly, I feel better about my guitar skills.

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Typical kid who thinks "If I'm good at guitar hero then I bet I'm great on guitar." Wants to learn how to play certain songs, reads the first tab he sees on google and only "learns"(and I use that term loosely) the intro to the song he wants to play. The one I watched he had to count the frets to the 5th fret, that's just really pathetic along with the horribly tuned guitar. Now I'm not one who should be criticizing someones skills and I wouldn't think anything bad of him but the fact he's making instructional vidoes shows how bad he really is.
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If this is for real, it's pathetic. If he's trying to be funny, it's not. Either way, major fail.
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