I know, some are old, but somehow I am sure you guys have not heard them all and you have your own to add. Bring them on! I need some ammos
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Q: How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb?
A: He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise ..."
Q: What do call a successful guitar player?
A: A guy whose girlfriend has 2 jobs.
Q: Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
A: Because deep down they're all very nice people.
And my favorite:
"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"
