Guitarist and Threesome? (Craigslist Content)

[bassphreak]

This just made me laugh out loud.....from my local Craigslist (too bad I'm a bassist and married....)

"I been slowly reocrding a psychedelic album and am looking for guitarists between the ages 18 - 27 that are interested in helping and all. Also my wife enjoys when guys hit on her, so threesomes are optional."

Almost tempted to ask for a picture of the wife........

[Sarah5string]

lol! niiiiiiiiiice..

[Graham Monette]

wow..... that would be quite a bar story in itself. LMAO....

[jsingles]

no.. thats typical craigslist..

<3 internet

[santucci218]

give me the link, ill ask for a picture

[bassphreak]

Originally Posted by santucci218

give me the link, ill ask for a picture

only if you promise to post here


http://allentown.craigslist.org/muc/593659637.html

[santucci218]

i emailed him, now im waiting for a response.

[QORC]

Allentown, PA? Good Lord...I'll bet anything she's fat, ugly or both.....You'll be lucky if she has all her teeth and is less than a size 14.

There are some real mutants that live up there

[warnergt]

Here are some of those fat, ugly mutant Allentown girls at a show. Stay away! (and leave them for me!)





I'm not too far from Allentown and I know a couple guitarists from Allentown. I'll have to pass this along.

[QORC]

if you think that's what you're going to find responding to this ad, you're delusional.

I didn't say every woman up there was ugly - just MOST of them. I'm sure you can find some hot 21 year-olds.

but I've lived in that part of PA. The women, for the most part, are just butt-ugly!

[bluestarbass]

In the top picture the second from the left looks like a tranny, just guessing. Indy isnt interesting enough to get those kinds of craigs list ads. I did see one once looking for people to dress up like peter pan characters and lead into sex, very weird.

[bassphreak]

Originally Posted by warnergt

Here are some of those fat, ugly mutant Allentown girls at a show. Stay away! (and leave them for me!)





I'm not too far from Allentown and I know a couple guitarists from Allentown. I'll have to pass this along.

i need to get out more

[T-Bird]

Hi.

Originally Posted by warnergt

Here are some of those fat, ugly mutant Allentown girls at a show. Stay away! (and leave them for me!)





I'm not too far from Allentown and I know a couple guitarists from Allentown. I'll have to pass this along.

GO MUTANTS GO!

A tranny? Can't quite see that, but then again I have only experience with the real deals so how would I know .

Sam

[Depth_Charge]

Great thread!

3rd from the left in the very high heels, and the blonde on her own with the blue arm tatoo hit my buttons quite nicely. Oh and that bass looks killer too.

Thanks for the visual stimuli

[Darkstrike]

Wish we had those mutants here!

[QORC]

Originally Posted by Darkstrike

Wish we had those mutants here!

Travel to Allentown sometime. You'll find that those young 'ladies' represent about .00001% of the female population.

This is more typical and likely what you would find with this craigslist ad:

[rancidrancid]

The cup in the boobs just really is the icing on the cake that they were about to eat!

[Masterquack]

this thread seems to be getting offensive .... oh well

[punkbassistfc]

offensive is a word for the delusional lol, fat chicks need loving too

[improvpwnd]

Originally Posted by santucci218

i emailed him, now im waiting for a response.

Did he ever respond??