Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 05-24-2011, 08:44 AM
JMac4strngr's Avatar
Stuck somewhere in the 90's
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Supporting Member
This Guy is trying really hard to sell His cab...(CL content)

Sign in to disble this ad
Found this advert in the local ATL, Craigslist. I will say this much, This cat really knows how to appeal to a potential buyer.......

Ampeg SVT 4/10 Bass Cab
  #2  
Old 05-24-2011, 08:47 AM
tdub0199's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Atlanta, Ga.
Supporting Member
LMAO.....
__________________
Georgia Bassist Club Member # 3
Gallien-KruegerŪ Club Member # 868
  #3  
Old 05-24-2011, 08:50 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: O'Fallon, IL
I particularly liked "it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests."
__________________
Lakland Owners Group #367, G&L Club #412, Brubaker Brute Club #20, Blues Bass Player #128
  #4  
Old 05-24-2011, 08:53 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
'pictures soon to some'

i must have been one of the lucky 'some', i could see the pics!
and for the rest of the ad, wow....lol
  #5  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:31 AM
DaveDeVille's Avatar
... you talkin' to me ??
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: DEEP in the Heart of Texas
Send a message via Yahoo to DaveDeVille
Supporting Member
... wow .
__________________
Fender M.I.A. # 65 - G&L # 3 - HollowBody # 349
Black
'n' Maple # 15- Olympic White # 23
Texas Bassist # 9 - Blues Bass Player # 95
Aguilar # 50 - Genz-Benz # 232
http:www.thebobbassband.com


  #6  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:34 AM
btbraden's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Oroville, CA
Supporting Member
he should advertise for all of us, our gear would move super fast
  #7  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:34 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Earth Mostly.
Nice find lol,
That made my morning!
  #8  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:40 AM
Bangin' out the bottom end for 44 years!
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Connecticut
Supporting Member
It's not nice to make fun of people with Writer Tourette's Syndrome ...
__________________
- Denny
  #9  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:41 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Ampeg SVT 4/10 Bass Cab - $300 (Roswell)
Date: 2011-05-12, 3:08PM EDT
Reply to: sale-z2qmb-2377261507@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
500w RMS/1000w PROGRAMMED....This is a beast of a cabinet that pushes more air than two 18's, so get your **** ready!!! Its been a part of my arsenal for a long time but i have retired from playing.......GET OVER IT!!!! It took slight damage in a car accident 3 years ago but the sound and function has not been compromised. ill throw in some effect pedals to fatten the pot you assholes. Pictures soon to some. **** you.

Location: Roswell
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

image 0 image 1
image 2 image 3
PostingID: 2377261507
__________________
Time to nut up or shut up!
  #10  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:56 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jersey City
click the 'best of craigslist' link
  #11  
Old 05-24-2011, 11:04 AM
JMac4strngr's Avatar
Stuck somewhere in the 90's
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Supporting Member
Yea, it was quite an interesting ad. I almost couldn't hold Myself together long enough to read it, much less post it on here. I was almost ready to reply, but couldn't think of what vulgarities to use in the reply that the poster would understand. I guess that its such an awesome cab, only those kind of words could describe it's greatness.
  #12  
Old 05-24-2011, 11:12 AM
Registered User

Bass and Drum Mercenary
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
Love his selective Tourette's...
__________________

________________________
Fender Jazz Bass Club #844
Ampeg Family Reunion #799
Spector Club #219
Ibanez Club #675
Hartke Club # 207
  #13  
Old 05-24-2011, 11:28 AM
packhowitzer's Avatar
155mm of pure destruction
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Atlanta
Supporting Member
man i want to go see this thing just to met the guy selling it. too bad gas is 4 bucks a gallon. i can't afford to just go places on a whim. Jmac, if you go see him, you gotta let us know how he is..
  #14  
Old 05-24-2011, 11:30 AM
MatticusMania's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal
Send a message via AIM to MatticusMania Send a message via Yahoo to MatticusMania
Supporting Member
When I was selling my bass cabs on CL I stated I'd throw in a decent Hammond Organ (in need of slight repair). The guy bought the cabs, but left the organ!
__________________
Bassist for Starveya - www.reverbnation.com/starveya
Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
  #15  
Old 05-24-2011, 11:42 AM
JMac4strngr's Avatar
Stuck somewhere in the 90's
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by packhowitzer View Post
man i want to go see this thing just to met the guy selling it. too bad gas is 4 bucks a gallon. i can't afford to just go places on a whim. Jmac, if you go see him, you gotta let us know how he is..
Honestly, I am a bit apprehensive about going to look at anything this Guy is selling as I would have a hard time not getting into an accident from laughing at driving directions that were given in cuss word form. I could imagine them now," After You get off 75 north at M*#herf*&king exit 68, Take a f*^king left at the G*$da+= stop light,". You get the picture, but it would be thoroughly entertaining to say the least.
  #16  
Old 05-24-2011, 12:12 PM
charlie monroe's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Buffalo, NY
Supporting Member
that was awesome
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Munjibunga View Post
The OP has him by the canardlies. What he should do now is squeeze.
Fender, Ampeg and running with scissors...
  #17  
Old 05-24-2011, 12:35 PM
Blazin' Acadian
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Ontario,705
Supporting Member
hmm!! wonder if he'd ship cross boarder with directions
  #18  
Old 05-24-2011, 12:43 PM
NKBassman's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Winnipeg
Supporting Member
I'd buy it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeballkid View Post
A colossal unending brown note that resonates in the rootiest of chakras beyond the ground of our being until the restful pause at the end of history is behelden by all mortal ears.
  #19  
Old 05-25-2011, 12:03 PM
KUNGfuSHERIFF's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Supporting Member
I wonder if he does kids' parties.
__________________
"All of the poor people who started rock and roll are cool." -- Iggy
  #20  
Old 05-25-2011, 12:05 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Give this man a hug.
He needs it.
__________________
Mediocre Bassist #684
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:02 PM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.