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Old 12-26-2007, 04:44 PM
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This guy wants to shred

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It's more than likely fake, but I couldn't help but burst out laughing at it.
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Old 12-26-2007, 04:51 PM
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im gunna answer my phone calls like that from now on
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Old 12-26-2007, 05:10 PM
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quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read
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Old 12-26-2007, 05:29 PM
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hahaha, "hello" "ITS SHRED TIME"
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:17 AM
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It IS shred time!
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:05 AM
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Looks like somebody attempted to poke out his eyes with a sharp stick, but missed. What's up with that?
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:21 AM
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Damn. If ONLY I had accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal savior, I could be SHREDDING RIGHT NOW!!!


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*no offense intended for those who have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Personal savior. Member FDIC. For a limited time at participating restaurants. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
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Old 12-27-2007, 10:45 AM
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Looks like somebody attempted to poke out his eyes with a sharp stick, but missed. What's up with that?
Have you seen any ufo's lately over at Groom Lake? I heard they moved that base too somewhere in Utah now.
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:23 PM
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IT'S SHRED TIME

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Old 12-27-2007, 12:27 PM
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LOL!!!

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Old 12-27-2007, 12:31 PM
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That's definitely getting flagged "best of Craigslist"!
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:41 PM
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And remember: a minifridge full of brandname soda, not that generic kind. And the envy of the town: a studio with dualcasette player!!!!! I wanna shred. I SAID SHRED!

Probably a fake but then again it could be true! I've seen worse.
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:46 PM
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Pure Funny!
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:49 PM
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You MUST have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour. That is NON- ****ING_NEGOTIABLE. Praise!!!!
like what you see?

What's that all about? Too much joy for one afternoon. I wanna shred! Drop an F-bomb and Praise!!!
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:55 PM
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I am currently in tears... that is funny
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haha that's great
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:01 PM
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:10 PM
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So nice...!

I just want to know if the cat shreds too?
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:13 PM
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Hilarious!

Who could pass up the 'Brand Name Soda?'
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:14 PM
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of course the cat shreds! that is non-f***ing negotiable. it's shred time!
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