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Old 01-18-2008, 08:05 PM
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This Guy Wants to Shred Part II

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Old 01-18-2008, 08:12 PM
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Some dude sent him nekkid pics of a shlong? That's a bit much...
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:22 PM
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lol the dude really likes cats.

but he does not like shlongs
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:43 PM
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hahah awesome (x2)
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:58 PM
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If the guy is actually serious, I dunno, I do feel a bit bad for him now looking bad on it.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:27 PM
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lol
how i chortle
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how i chortle
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Old 01-19-2008, 07:45 AM
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They removed the post. Bummer, I always miss out on the funny stuff
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They removed the post. Bummer, I always miss out on the funny stuff
ahh lame!
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Old 01-19-2008, 10:42 AM
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awww its flagged. is the original one still there though?
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:11 PM
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Some dude sent him nekkid pics of a shlong? That's a bit much...
For the record, that weren't me, I just sent him dozens of emails asking to shr3d.

He doesn't want shlong. that is non-****ing negotiable.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:31 PM
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I'll take the brand name soda, none of that Sam's Choice bull-honkey
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:52 PM
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damn, i don't suppose anyone copied the page?
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damn, i don't suppose anyone copied the page?
nope, sorry, but it went something like:

"All I wanted was to shred and do something great, and share with you greatness. But no, all you do is TAKE AND TAKE. And send me pictures of naked dudes, what the hell???!!! The fridge is stocked with brand name soda. I'll try once more, if you want to shred, contact me."

and then there was a picture of a very creepy looking old guy, very tan, holding a cat.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:10 PM
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*giggle*
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*giggle*
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Old 01-20-2008, 08:18 PM
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ahhh I'm glad I saved the guys email.
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:23 PM
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ahhh I'm glad I saved the guys email.
Mind PMing me some of them, I bet they're a riot
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Old 01-21-2008, 02:39 PM
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Hahaha awesome.
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