Ha

[excane]

An Italian family is sitting around the dinner table.


The father says to his oldest son:
"Tony, why-a you sucha fat F***?"


The son replies "Pappa, itsa mommas lasagna, it's justa so good I can't help it"
The father says "You gotta slow down and take smaller bites!"


He turns to his middle son and says "Frankie, why-a you sucha fat F***?"
He says "Pappa it's mommas spaghetti, I just eat-a so much"
The father says "You gotta slow down and take smaller bites!"



He turns to his youngest son and says "And YOU Michael....how do you manage to stay so slim and trim?"

He says "Its easy pappa.....I eat lotsa, lotsa P***Y"

The father says "Son....P***Y!!!??? THAT TASTE-A LIKE S***!!!"





The son says "Pappa, you gotta take smaller bites"

[VanillaO]

.................................................. ......that is horrible.

[ryco]

A blonde comes to a river.
She can't figure out how to get across.
She spies another blonde on the far bank

She shouts across, "How do I get on the other side?"

The blonde on the far bank shouts back, "You're already on the other side!"

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Ya know what's really dumb?
Putting a B on the end of dum.