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Old 01-03-2008, 07:47 PM
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Old 01-03-2008, 07:50 PM
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now we just need every bass player on the planet to be put in the same situation and we will be saved
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yes..very hilarious....bravo...
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i dont get it >.>
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i dont get it >.>
Your kidding right???

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I just wonder exactly what isn't hard enough on you, Mike...
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lol.... Nice sig mjolnir... as you know they don't give guns down here in Houston happy meals, anymore. They replaced them with hot wheels, just not as effective
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lol.... Nice sig mjolnir... as you know they don't give guns down here in Houston happy meals, anymore. They replaced them with hot wheels, just not as effective
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:36 AM
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This thread reminds me of a comment I got at a gig with the cover band I was in a while back. A long time ago, I came up with this jazzy bass riff that was all chords, my uncle (the frontman) really liked it because I was messing around with it during a practice and the drummer and lead guitarist kicked in. He though it was a Joe Satriani song (mainly because the guitarist shredded over top of it)

Anyways, it became a filler number. When we didn't have much of a crowd and were about to end a set (we played 4 a night), frontman would get a head start to the bar while we jammed.

After all was said and done some guy came up to me and said, "That riff is awesome! You play bass... but you're mainly a guitar player right?" I replied no, because at the time I didn't play guitar at all. He seemed really confused by that, he explained that he never knew chord could/would/should be played on a bass. So, the fact that I was playing chords convinced him that I was a guitarist.

Either that or I must have at some point played a wanky pentatonic solo and had a complete inability to lock in with the drummer... either way I was... flattered? Eh, probably not.
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Old 01-20-2008, 12:32 PM
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lol makes me think my father always says to me that we can't do a minor chord on bass and each I'm like
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