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Old 05-15-2011, 08:46 AM
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Had a nice gig Friday (porn star content)...

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My band played a corporate event of YPO (Young Presidents Organization). The keynote speaker was Jenna Jameson! We got a pic of her with the band. That is me to her left. Enjoy (I know I did)...

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Nobdy here knows who Jenna Jameson is. This is a bass forum. None of us are interested in that kind of stuff.
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Jenna's looking a little rough these days!
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Nobdy here knows who Jenna Jameson is. This is a bass forum. None of us are interested in that kind of stuff.
I bet a VERY HIGH percentage of the guys on here know EXACTLY who she is.
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And so Joe Nerve's comment loses its credibility.
It's strange how you can really tell by her appearance alone that she's a pornstar..
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:53 AM
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I think I have to moisten my dry humor. It seems to often miss the mark.
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Wow. A thread with porn in the title that has been up for all of ten minutes and still only 6 views?

Awwww, TB is growing up!
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Young Presidents Organization - Jenna Jameson keynote speaker.

I feel a Bill Clinton joke coming on...

pun intended.
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Nobdy here knows who Jenna Jameson is. This is a bass forum. None of us are interested in that kind of stuff.
+1. I actually find the whole porn industry pretty disgusting.
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I'll add that she's gotten pretty creepy looking.

In a related note, I played a gig at the pussycat lounge (in NYC) a few years back. It's a strip club on the lower floor, doesn't really collide with the bands playing, BUT, on this particular nite it was an internet porn star meet and greet on the club level. A double booked gig of sorts where the bands still played. Place was absolutely packed with scantilly clad internet porn girls and their geeky followers. It was freekin awesome.
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Wow. A thread with porn in the title that has been up for all of ten minutes and still only 6 views?

Awwww, TB is growing up!
It's still WAAAAAY to early on the west coast! Most west coast guys who would be into this thread are still asleep!
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Her husband is into old muscle cars, especially Mopars. Don't ask how I know this tid bit of info.
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My band played a corporate event of YPO (Young Presidents Organization). The keynote speaker was Jenna Jameson! We got a pic of her with the band. That is me to her left. Enjoy (I know I did)...
I hope you had all your shots.

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I hope you had all your shots.

I heard she's had a few
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Damn, that girl got a lot of city miles on her.
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Jenna's looking a little rough these days!
Really??...was it the worn out old ho in the teenage outfit look she was rockin, the dark roots, the 5 lbs of makeup on her face, or maybe the washed up serious drunk looking to trade some horizontal mombo for a bottle of cheap scotch look in her eyes, that prompted your comment?
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Really??...was it the worn out old ho in the teenage outfit look she was rockin, the dark roots, the 5 lbs of makeup on her face, or maybe the washed up serious drunk looking to trade some horizontal mombo for a bottle of cheap scotch look in her eyes, that prompted your comment?
LOL!!!!!!! All of the above
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I think I have to moisten my dry humor. It seems to often miss the mark.
You said 'moisten'......
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Old 05-15-2011, 09:28 AM
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She looked like she had definitely had some work done on her face. She was actually really nice. I told her this was a big honor and she said that was sweet. When she came upstairs to the cocktail party for photo ops there was a seriously electric vibe in the room. Pretty wild stuff...
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Old 05-15-2011, 09:30 AM
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What kind of corporate event (other than porn related) has Jenna Jameson for a keynote speaker?

I used to think she was really hot, now she looks totally plastic looking! Her look changed drastically in a relatively short time.
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