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Old 05-20-2007, 08:07 PM
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Haha Prank Call my mother thought up?

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I call the Local Guitar center and ask them "Do you have the Schecter Stiletto (or insert dream bass here)" And they're like "YEAH" And I say "Does it work" and they're like, "Um.. Yeah" and I go "Well how much do you pay it an hour?"
I'm such a nerd.
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Old 05-21-2007, 10:25 PM
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I actually laughed at this. I'm not sure if that's good, because I'd probably laugh at anything at the moment...
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:32 PM
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Hey, I heard about this great joke involving Prince Albert in a can....
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:04 AM
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