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Old 03-18-2010, 11:28 AM
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Haha, someone recorded a diss track to attack me

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So I made this video a few weeks ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fet40KV7OIc - tried to make it as eye-catching and ridiculous as possible. Some people dig it, others really hate it.

About a week later I got this as a video response from I guess a fan of some of my old bands who really hates what I'm doing now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpu36gmvFQ (some NSFW language, lyrics are in the description)

I laughed my ass off and wrote him a nice thank-you email. I gotta say it's very flattering to be dissed, even if he's so avant-garde that I can't tell how serious he is. But I guess dissing someone who's better-known works as a way of getting exposure, 'cause that vid has about ten times as many views as his other vids, some of which have been up for months!
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:22 PM
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Your vid is........ interesting... very.

Anyway, I wouldn't worry about some washed up nobody making that short vid... There are a thousand more things deserving of your time and attention then that joke of a guy.
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Old 03-19-2010, 11:03 PM
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The dis is well deserved, but poorly done. Fail on all accounts.
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Old 03-19-2010, 11:11 PM
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Im pretty sure goatbomb stuff is meant to be funny,right? if not, then yeah....dis well deserved but poorly executed.

I have watched your stuff before though, and thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 03-20-2010, 01:34 AM
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Yea, his response was pretty fail.

Your vid was kinda funny. a lot to take in at first.
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Old 03-20-2010, 02:38 AM
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Anyway, I wouldn't worry about some washed up nobody making that short vid... There are a thousand more things deserving of your time and attention then that joke of a guy.
Of course it's nothing to worry about, I actually got props from some "real" rappers for "being out there enough to warrant a diss track".
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Im pretty sure goatbomb stuff is meant to be funny,right? if not, then yeah....dis well deserved but poorly executed.
Me, I'm not sure if that diss is meant to be funny or not... But Goatbomb is meant to be fun. That's possibly slightly different than funny.
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Old 03-20-2010, 06:51 AM
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The vids .... well, just not my cup of tea......
Buuuuttttt, I'm diggin' the triple neck.
Please tell me it's real and tell me all about it.


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Old 03-20-2010, 07:02 AM
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The vids .... well, just not my cup of tea......
Buuuuttttt, I'm diggin' the triple neck.
Please tell me it's real and tell me all about it.


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It's very real, and you can hear it too - I used the three-string neck to play the distorted melody in the refrain. It was made by Krappy - there's a Krappy klub in the Basses section, but most of them only have one neck! Hit Kevin up, he'll make you one with even more necks if you want.

We must be the only band who has a pointy-flame shaped doubleneck bass being played by cute girls in a video and nobody even notices because... wow, look, a tripleneck! LOL.
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:12 AM
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yeah someone did a diss song about me and actually used the line "your a homophobic gay rights supporter"
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:00 PM
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:18 PM
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yeah someone did a diss song about me and actually used the line "your a homophobic gay rights supporter"
That really made me laugh out loud
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:01 PM
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I think the winner of this arguement goes to GOATBOMB...and (if I have my count straight)...their 6 BASS NECKS amongst 3 BASSISTS...epic win over the "adversary" which reads like a drunk frat boy trying to explain their side...or if Insane Clown Posse with a bass and some bad quality audio tried to diss the Goatbomb....

Truth be told...i'm a bit of a fan of Goatbomb...Thank you Poland!!!
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Old 03-21-2010, 02:33 AM
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Haha. Bass necks are the key to victory!

We're working on a track responding to our haters, btw. Not trying to make them shut up, of course, but trying to encourage them to do a better job!
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Old 03-21-2010, 04:11 AM
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um, calling a webcam video on youtube a "track" is already funny enough as it is, but then getting a "dis track" that's some other random guy's crappy webcam video AND THEN writing about it on the internet like it's the next surprise kitty is just ridiculous.

let alone your seeming ability to find a way to mention your webcam video in so many threads that I'm starting to wonder if you're just some sort of highly evolved spambot created by the National Foundation for the Underachievers. We get it, all the cool smart kids who don't ever mention that they're smart or do anything to possibly let on to anyone else that they are smart because that would be pretentious are listening to your "tracks."
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:18 AM
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I'm starting to wonder if you're just some sort of highly evolved spambot
Yeah, yeah, I know - I should quit music and follow my true calling of selling ice to Eskimos.
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Old 03-21-2010, 10:41 AM
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I must admit that for some reason,every time I stumble across the Goatbomb vid.,I can't NOT watch it
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Old 03-21-2010, 08:06 PM
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I must admit that for some reason,every time I stumble across the Goatbomb vid.,I can't NOT watch it
It is oddly likable. I think the bass player and girl vocalist have a future.
The rest will be eternally subject to youtube video responses.
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:36 AM
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It is oddly likable. I think the bass player and girl vocalist have a future.
The rest will be eternally subject to youtube video responses.
Haha, well put! We have three girl vocalists now, actually, and I've also got an acoustic pop band with two of them.
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:49 AM
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i just cant get my head around goatbomb.. but then again maybe thats the point
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:11 AM
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I've got to hand it to you. You said you were trying to make it as "ridiculous as possible" and you hit a home run.
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