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Old 05-27-2010, 01:17 PM
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That's the rule for the youngest girl that you should be fooling around with. What happens when you meet a girl at a show and she lies about her age? You can't really ask to check her ID.

It's interesting when you offer them a ride home in the morning just to see her mother come running out of the house yelling "WHERE WERE YOU ALL NIGHT?!?! YOU'RE ONLY 16!!!"
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If you can't spot a 16 year old you really shouldn't be dating.
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If you can't spot a 16 year old you really shouldn't be dating.
+1.

How is this either bass humor or a gig story?
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Sweet! I can still pull 'em in their 20's anyway. At least now, I can point to a "rule" that says it's cool to do so.
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Hmm, 15 year olds.
In other words, the Grade below me.
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:45 PM
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You sir are a GD scumbag!

I don't get why pedos love to flaunt it. Look at me I tooled around with a 16 year old and I'm forty.
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That's the rule for the youngest girl that you should be fooling around with. What happens when you meet a girl at a show and she lies about her age? You can't really ask to check her ID.

It's interesting when you offer them a ride home in the morning just to see her mother come running out of the house yelling "WHERE WERE YOU ALL NIGHT?!?! YOU'RE ONLY 16!!!"
If a girl lies about her age, you are still guilty of statutory rape, which is pretty serious. The fact that you sincerely, but incorrectly, believed she was of age is no defense to a statutory rape charge. When in doubt, steer clear. You don't want to go to jail and then be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life.
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If a girl lies about her age, you are still guilty of statutory rape, which is pretty serious. The fact that you sincerely, but incorrectly, believed she was of age is no defense to a statutory rape charge. When in doubt, steer clear. You don't want to go to jail and then be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life.
In some states, the age of consent is lower than 18 (over here, it's 16, and minors aged 13, 14 and 15 may legally engage in sexual activities with people up to 4 years older than them), so it might not have been statutory rape, just creepy.
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Yeah creepy is right!

Way to go you made a creepy post after less than twenty posts!
That makes you EXTRA CREEPY!
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You sir are a GD scumbag!

I don't get why pedos love to flaunt it. Look at me I tooled around with a 16 year old and I'm forty.
Better check your math there champ
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^^^ Gotta love New Jersey for upholding America's morals
Please .

The age of consent is 16 in the following states: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia.

So if you want to blame anyone for the moral decline (that is, if you choose to believe in "morality") of America, blame uhh... Most of the damn country.
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Meh, I hooked up with a 14 year old once.....

















... when I was 15!!! Relax.
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If you can't spot a 16 year old you really shouldn't be dating.
Not true. I had to work all the high school graduations(filming for the schools). You would not believe what these girls look like. I know it wasn't like that when I was in school.
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