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Old 10-20-2011, 09:44 PM
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So I've looked at other threads with this topic but I need ideas. We have a Halloween gig and I want a costume that's obnoxious as hell.. Thanks
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SpongeBob should piss everyone off.
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Old 10-20-2011, 09:51 PM
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That WILL piss everyone off.
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Old 10-20-2011, 10:06 PM
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Wrap a garden hose around your torso. Cut leg and arm holes into a large lawn and garden trash bag. Step into the bag, put your arms through the holes and tie it around your neck (loosely!) so it doesn't fall down. Cut a small slit near your butt for one end of the garden hose to protrude. Cut another small slit near your shoulder for the other end of the garden hose to protrude. All night long people will be perplexed and will ask you "What are you supposed to be?" And you get to tell them:

"I'm a hose bag."
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Once at a Halloween jam one of the guitar players wrapped himself in bed linens and said he was a big piece of sheet.
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so many awesome ideas. I'm just going to be sheldon cooper from big bang theory, you guys are puttting me to shame.

You should go in absolutely no clothes with a potato taped to your thing, and if anyone asks, just say "I'm a dicktater, you know - like gadhafi"
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You should go in absolutely no clothes with a potato taped to your thing, and if anyone asks, just say "I'm a dicktater, you know - like gadhafi"
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The obvious choice is "Beefcake the Mighty"!
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Paint face with spirit gum, sprinkle liberally with rice crispies...maggot face
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Birthday cake. See who wants to blow out the candle.
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Old 10-21-2011, 10:29 AM
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im going as a ghost buster.

as far as the dicktater....my dad did that one. he was clothed though.
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Scott Pilgrim! (Especially works if you have a fireglo Ric). BTW, if you do this, don't go to the same party as me!

After being a zombie a few years ago, I vowed to never choose a costume that requires anything to be on my face (makeup or mask). Nothing that hinders the drinking of beverages is allowed!
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Tan shirt, tan pants and a condom hat.

That will do it!

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Scott Pilgrim! (Especially works if you have a fireglo Ric). BTW, if you do this, don't go to the same party as me!

After being a zombie a few years ago, I vowed to never choose a costume that requires anything to be on my face (makeup or mask). Nothing that hinders the drinking of beverages is allowed!
I drank plenty with my zombie makeup on. It lasted all night, and into the next morning.
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Keith Richards, if people don't recognize you, you can always go for a zombie.
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every year I dress as bucket head
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Go as Jefferey Haynes, the Calhoun County Sheep Molester.

Just hope you don't have Little Bo Peep showing up.... BUSTED!

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