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Axtman 12-16-2012 11:59 AM

Handerpants?!
 
How many of you have this on your Christmas wish list? :)

http://www.handerpants.com/

PS - I am not affiliated with the seller.

Munjibunga 12-16-2012 12:03 PM

They are now.

Matt Lake 12-16-2012 12:15 PM

I would but them if they didn't look like underwear, but I guess that's their point!:hmm:

Floyd Eye 12-16-2012 12:15 PM

Stupidest things ever.

Auguste 12-16-2012 12:45 PM

No chance

plankspanker13 12-16-2012 01:11 PM

I would not be so quick to dismiss the possibility that there might be cold-weather outdoor gig uses for them.

hdracer 12-16-2012 01:16 PM

If you use them for driving you will get skid marks on them.....

Kenzy 12-16-2012 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plankspanker13 (Post 13586208)
I would not be so quick to dismiss the possibility that there might be cold-weather outdoor gig uses for them.

There are plenty of fingerless gloves out there that don't look like underwear that work just fine. Sure, they are typically not form-fitting, which would be nice, but if you just try some out, you're sure to find a pair that doesn't hinder your playing. I actually picked up a pair of fingerless gloves for 3 bucks that keep my hands warm and allow me to play with my usual dexterity.

Richland123 12-16-2012 01:21 PM

Are those the best fingerless gloves for metal?

backup 12-16-2012 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richland123 (Post 13586252)
Are those the best fingerless gloves for metal?

hahaha

jaxom 12-16-2012 01:57 PM

I don't wear underwear..

SevenJacks 12-16-2012 04:19 PM

I will stick with 'going commando'.

bassteban 12-16-2012 04:36 PM

I really hope to see nothing more idiotic today, although such a thing would have to just comical

Munjibunga 12-16-2012 04:57 PM

I'm going to get some just to bug my teenage daughter. I think I'll get the matching cap, too.

bolophonic 12-16-2012 05:04 PM

I gave a pair of handerpants to my brother-in-law a couple of years ago. I saw them in the store and thought they were the funniest thing on earth.

I'm sure they went straight into the trash when he opened them.

Ubersheist 12-16-2012 11:36 PM

I'm getting at least two - I have some "white elephant" parties to go to. Perfect!

Anyone watch the commercial? It was pretty funny.... It's good for retirees, the elderly and old people!

Handerpants, Handerpants, Handerpants!

walterw 12-17-2012 12:19 AM

"non-toxic"

"distracts enemies"

JamesGoodall 12-17-2012 12:35 AM

"sanitary handshakes"

tink9975 12-17-2012 06:48 AM

these are definitely going into some stockings this year...

Bassmanbob 12-17-2012 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tink9975 (Post 13588915)
these are definitely going into some stockings this year...

OMG! I wasn't even thinking of getting them, but I am now!:D


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