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Old 12-17-2012, 11:12 AM
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If you can't laugh at these, you probably don't fall in to my circle of friends. By estimation, about $.75-$1 to make since I'm sure they do small production runs.

Nice profit, I applaud those in charge.
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Old 12-17-2012, 11:16 AM
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:27 AM
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"May make your daughter pregnant!"

Wait.. that's me...
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:27 AM
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I wonder if you can get some denim "handerjeans" to wear over these....
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:03 PM
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Maybe you can get "handerjeans" that are falling halfway off for those who like to show off their undies!
Yo yo YO!
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:01 AM
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I'm waiting for the Speedo version.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:13 AM
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My sister has a pair of these. Everyone in my family thought they were funny except my mom haha.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:50 AM
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I wonder if they make a 'Boxers' version?
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put a shirt on, dude. nobody wants to see that.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:53 AM
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Do they hide the skid marks?
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:07 AM
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I don't wear underwear..
Underwear is a just a scam to get you to buy more clothes than you need.
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Old 12-26-2012, 03:02 PM
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My brother got my son a pair for Christmas. Last year he got him Squirrel under pants, LOL
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