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Old 01-25-2013, 10:57 AM
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You mean girls notice bass players? I couldn't pay them to notice me.
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You mean girls notice bass players?
Totally. Girls can't get enough of the short and soft-in-the-middle bass player archetype. Bonus points if you offer them some of your bar fries.
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:06 PM
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:09 PM
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:-) as a Chick who plays bass, yes.
That's why I've always liked the bass players, and yes, we do have fast fingers, and i do use mine to my advantage. TMI?
Just enough, I'd say.
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:-) as a Chick who plays bass, yes.
That's why I've always liked the bass players, and yes, we do have fast fingers, and i do use mine to my advantage. TMI?
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:22 PM
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I've been complimented on the use of my fingers in the, uh, bedroom. And I have to say that I have a pretty fast right hand fingers.
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I sent Liz from the home office a link to this thread.

She approves.

She also says I need to have my fingers insured.

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I was told by a lesbian that my fingers are "wasted on a straight chick." Er...sorry??
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:05 PM
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Time to put the rubber boots on cause the bull is getting deep
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Heh. Rubber boots.

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Time to put the rubber boots on cause the bull is getting deep
It's all true, just a well kept secret in music. Once this girl let go of the drummer for a second, leaned over our guitar player and asked, "Do you play with your organ too?"

It was so hot.

Another time this waitress winked at me and offered to put some leftovers from peoples tables into a bag for me to take home.

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[QUOTE

Another time this waitress winked at me and offered to put some leftovers from peoples tables into a bag for me to take home.

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I have no idea if they ever did, because I got there before them, worked all night, and went home sober after they all left.
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