Have you heard this one...?

Brak1899 · #1 06-25-2011, 10:34 PM

Just a joke I heard from a fellow bass player...

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand!"

It's wrong... But it cracks me up everytime!

Munjibunga · #2 06-26-2011, 01:54 AM

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

(German humor.)

SeaBassSteve · #3 06-26-2011, 04:52 AM

There is an entire thread of these about 10 pages long somewhere

**VincentSalizeri** · #4 06-26-2011, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munjibunga

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

(German humor.)

With proper deadpan delivery, that one's hilarious.