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Bredian 03-03-2013 01:41 PM

He came to see us?
 
Last nights gig, a local club, we had a four hour gig scheduled 9-1 when a well known local guitarist who tours with the big stars occasionally stopped in.... and it went like this:

Drummer "Hi ___ " etc, etc. as they know each other "staying for the show?"

Guitarist "we just came by to try the salad dressing"....


POP! goes the ego bubble.


It was fine, as our guitarist takes lessons from him occasionally and says "the guy has a force field around him and I can't play when he's in the room........ "

Richland123 03-03-2013 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bredian (Post 13969537)
Last nights gig, a local club, we had a four hour gig scheduled 9-1 when a well known local guitarist who tours with the big stars occasionally stopped in.... and it went like this:

Drummer "Hi ___ " etc, etc. as they know each other "staying for the show?"

Guitarist "we just came by to try the salad dressing"....

POP! goes the ego bubble.

It was fine, as our guitarist takes lessons from him occasionally and says "the guy has a force field around him and I can't play when he's in the room........ "

Oh, you mean his AURA? :D

No food? Just salad dressing?

drummer5359 03-03-2013 05:57 PM

It's reeeeally good salad dressing.

Renaissance 03-03-2013 07:18 PM

'cause, you know, after you've toured with some big stars occasionally you get used the the reeeeally good salad dressing.

Bredian 03-04-2013 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Richland123 (Post 13970517)
Oh, you mean his AURA? :D

Guitarist is a Star Trek/Wars fan.... I DID mean FORCE FIELD.

fraublugher 03-05-2013 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bredian (Post 13972078)
Guitarist is a Star Trek/Wars fan.... I DID mean FORCE FIELD.

Do the Ominous horns [circa TNG]accompany him ?

You need big time salad dressing money for that.

Obi Won :

" This isn't the salad dressing you're looking for."

Lazylion 03-07-2013 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bredian (Post 13969537)
Guitarist "we just came by to try the salad dressing"...

LOL I'm gonna have to remember that one!


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