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Old 03-03-2013, 01:41 PM
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He came to see us?

Last nights gig, a local club, we had a four hour gig scheduled 9-1 when a well known local guitarist who tours with the big stars occasionally stopped in.... and it went like this:

Drummer "Hi ___ " etc, etc. as they know each other "staying for the show?"

Guitarist "we just came by to try the salad dressing"....


POP! goes the ego bubble.


It was fine, as our guitarist takes lessons from him occasionally and says "the guy has a force field around him and I can't play when he's in the room........ "
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:07 PM
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Last nights gig, a local club, we had a four hour gig scheduled 9-1 when a well known local guitarist who tours with the big stars occasionally stopped in.... and it went like this:

Drummer "Hi ___ " etc, etc. as they know each other "staying for the show?"

Guitarist "we just came by to try the salad dressing"....

POP! goes the ego bubble.

It was fine, as our guitarist takes lessons from him occasionally and says "the guy has a force field around him and I can't play when he's in the room........ "
Oh, you mean his AURA?

No food? Just salad dressing?
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:57 PM
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It's reeeeally good salad dressing.
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:18 PM
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'cause, you know, after you've toured with some big stars occasionally you get used the the reeeeally good salad dressing.
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Old 03-04-2013, 12:07 AM
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Oh, you mean his AURA?
Guitarist is a Star Trek/Wars fan.... I DID mean FORCE FIELD.
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Old 03-05-2013, 06:36 AM
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Guitarist is a Star Trek/Wars fan.... I DID mean FORCE FIELD.
Do the Ominous horns [circa TNG]accompany him ?

You need big time salad dressing money for that.

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" This isn't the salad dressing you're looking for."
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:33 AM
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Guitarist "we just came by to try the salad dressing"...
LOL I'm gonna have to remember that one!
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