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Old 05-24-2000, 06:37 PM
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does anybody post anything here? guess not.

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Old 05-25-2000, 12:09 PM
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I totally agree.

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Old 05-26-2000, 11:49 PM
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jr....You do.....and...well...now I guess I do....Please don't hate me...now "I'm" workin' on 50...

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This is number 50. I'm a vet now!!!!! Do I get any special benefits?!?! Which old age home should I choose?

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Long distance run - a - round...

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Old 06-15-2000, 04:56 PM
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Old 06-15-2000, 07:30 PM
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Old 06-17-2000, 05:29 AM
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HAHAHAHA!!

This topic's turning into a completely meaningless load of crap!
Well while we're at it:

I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions."

Who wants to buy a swollen pelikan?



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Old 06-17-2000, 02:20 PM
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what's a pelikan?



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Old 06-18-2000, 02:54 AM
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Maybe I'm not spellin' it right. It's kind of a big sea bird with sort of a 'pouch' under its beak.

Maybe we should move this topic into its very own area called "Where People Go When They Have Nothing Better To Do"





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Ooooooh...a pelican...I've never actually seen one...

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Old 06-19-2000, 12:44 PM
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Thought it was pellican?

Oh well. This place is just like off topic, but it's a pessimists dream...all the negative things that happen on stage and stuff...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

I'll go back to Biskiland now..

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Old 06-19-2000, 09:25 PM
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And here I thought you were selling a fat pen......
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Old 06-19-2000, 11:40 PM
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This is like a bad Monty Python skit.
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Old 06-20-2000, 01:01 PM
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And now for something completely different...
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Old 06-20-2000, 01:03 PM
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...a guitarist and his friends:



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Old 06-20-2000, 01:07 PM
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And now for something completely similar...



My band. From left to right: Biski, Busface, Debbie (Drew). Busface being the cocky "i can play anything" one, Debbie being the confused one, and i...well you don't need explaination.



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I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say i will store in a little box just in case i need to shove it down your throat at any given moment.

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... and here is a drummer with his frien.. band members:



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Old 06-20-2000, 01:26 PM
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...Well here are my bands:



From left to right - Frigge (drummer - Mr. Niceguy), Martin (guitarist - Not very bright) and me (bassist/singer and by far the biggest smartass in the band).
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From left to right - Alex (guitarist - what more can I say?), Jonas (drummer - one crazy mutherf**ker!), Christian (lead singer - you know the type... He's the one who gets all the girls...) and me (I'm just the bassist...).
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