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04-18-2007, 02:36 PM
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Take a stab at writing epitaph's for bass players. They don't even have to be dead - or real, for that matter.
I'll start.
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The Bass Player for Fastway
Here lies... uh, damn... what was his name?
Oh well, doesn't matter.
But check it out! Next plot over is Nikki Sixx's grave!
And rumor has it that he's not even dead!
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Here Lies Sir Paul McCartney
No, really! I swear!
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04-18-2007, 02:39 PM
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Nobody could play an open E better.
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04-18-2007, 02:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Maplewood,Minnesota | | | Here lies, ah who really cares? I hear Yngwie Malmsteen's grave is down the street! |
04-18-2007, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rancidrancid  Here lies, ah who really cares? I hear Yngwie Malmsteen's grave is down the street! | +1
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04-18-2007, 02:55 PM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | Here lies the bassist for KISS
This seems a perfect spot to take a #ISS.
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04-18-2007, 02:57 PM
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Here Lies
Michael Flea Balzary
You know he was totally buried naked
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04-18-2007, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Thor Here lies the bassist for KISS
This seems a perfect spot to take a #ISS. | LOL  |
04-18-2007, 03:12 PM
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Here Lies
Michael Anthony
My son, erm, I mean Eddie's son was so much
better'n me, I just rolled over and died.
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Later that day...
Edward Van Halen, famed guitar player for that band that bears his name, was arrested today for erecting false monuments in local cemetary. More to come...
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Here Lies
Donald "Duck" Dunn
(a fan of Haiku)
As the truss swung down
And roadies tried to warn me
Curse my damn nick name!
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04-18-2007, 03:37 PM
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Here Lies
Jaco Pastorius
Never liked Karate kid.
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04-18-2007, 03:46 PM
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Thanks for the laugh!
Dave
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04-18-2007, 04:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Edinboro, PA | | | Duck wins
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04-19-2007, 02:35 AM
|  | 5-string Rider | | Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Home-STL; location-Hesse. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tZer
Here Lies
Michael Anthony
My son, erm, I mean Eddie's son was so much
better'n me, I just rolled over and died.
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Here Lies
Donald "Duck" Dunn
(a fan of Haiku)
As the truss swung down
And roadies tried to warn me
Curse my damn nick name!
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04-19-2007, 02:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland | | | Sorry about this, but have to mention a non-bassist's stone. The Irish comedian, Spike Milligan, always said he wanted "I told you I was ill" on his tombstone. When he eventually died, he was buried in the U.K. and the authorities wouldn't allow this to be put on his stone, so, they opted for the Irish translation on it (something along the lines of Duirt me go raibh me tinn)....... |
04-19-2007, 07:21 AM
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Lowenduser - that phrase, "I told you I was ill" was mostly responsible for this idea. Although after starting it, I realized how tough it is! I'm still thinkin... LOL
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04-19-2007, 07:29 AM
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The bass player of Jamiroquai's
album version of "Space Cowboy"
Please don't dig him up to see who it was
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04-19-2007, 07:31 AM
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Here lies
James Jamerson
FUNK (hand carved into the stone by a 12yr old)
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04-19-2007, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by reitedasc
Here Lies
The bass player of Jamiroquai's
album version of "Space Cowboy"
Please don't dig him up to see who it was
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04-19-2007, 08:11 AM
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Here lies
Carol Kaye
Still funkin' and groovin'
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04-19-2007, 05:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth | | | Here Lies Kevin Ayers
As Long As He Lies Perfectly Still
It's not funny, but I hope there's a Soft Machine fan out there who gets it!
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04-19-2007, 06:07 PM
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Here lies Redd Foxx. Alias Fred G. Sanford
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