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10-18-2006, 03:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: St. John's, NL | | | heres a good one lol.
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Why Did The Bass Player Cross The Road?? |
10-18-2006, 04:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: north of chicago | | | to make fun of guitarists
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Yamaha club member 1, Long hair club member 10, and all around fairly decent guy.
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10-18-2006, 04:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: St. Louis // St. Charles, MO | | | Cuz that's where the gig was. |
10-18-2006, 04:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: north of chicago | | | to run from the gas fairy who comes in our sleep and whacks tbers with her wand untill we buy ourselves something nice
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Yamaha club member 1, Long hair club member 10, and all around fairly decent guy.
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10-18-2006, 05:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Central OH | | | To get to the pawn shop to find Jaco's lost bass.
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Yes I like Peavey's, so sue me! Mediocre Bassist Club #676
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10-18-2006, 05:44 PM
| | Peavey Partizan | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Long Island NY/College Park MD | | | So he could stand next to the drummer.
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During a jazz gig, it was time to play So What. The keyboard player says, "This one's all about the bass."
The drummer says, "All about the bass? That must be why it's called So What."
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10-18-2006, 05:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | It depends on your perspective. The bass player stood still, the earth moved under him.
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10-18-2006, 06:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix. Az. | | | To get to the other side.
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10-18-2006, 06:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada | | | To reach the first fret of his bass. |
10-18-2006, 06:45 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Auburn, Washington | | | Because he forgot to bring his bass to the gig. |
10-18-2006, 07:21 PM
|  | Deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Frederick MD USA | | | Because there was free chicken available on the other side!
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They stole my mood ring! Not sure how I feel about that...
Herding noodlemeisters since 1971  |
10-18-2006, 07:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Springfield, Ma. USA | | | To turn down his guitarist's amp. |
10-18-2006, 08:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: St. Louis, MO | | What on earth is a Bass Player?  |
10-18-2006, 08:27 PM
|  | Less barking, more wagging! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | | Because his lowest notes couldn't be heard clearly until he was more than 30-feet from his speaker cabinet.
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Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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10-18-2006, 08:41 PM
|  | Bass lines like a big, funky giant | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Southern MN | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Jazzdogg Because his lowest notes couldn't be heard clearly until he was more than 30-feet from his speaker cabinet. | +1 You beat me to it!
Alternate punchline: To put more distance between himself and the lead player's Marshall stack. |
10-18-2006, 09:02 PM
| | Less barking, more wagging! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | | Great Minds Think Alike!
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Originally Posted by scottbass +1 You beat me to it! | To check out the resolution of his new cordless rig!
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Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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10-18-2006, 09:35 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | becasue the drummer was gonna buy him a pint. |
10-18-2006, 10:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Vancouver, Canada | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by KeithBMI It depends on your perspective. The bass player stood still, the earth moved under him.
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10-18-2006, 11:57 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | what is a bass player? |
10-19-2006, 12:38 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | so he can get run over by a 10 tonne truck being driven by his drunken guitarist. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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