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Old 10-19-2006, 12:48 AM
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To find the beat the drummer lost?
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Old 10-19-2006, 11:12 PM
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because he saw an ad for a $40 bass at al's seafood across the street.
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because he saw an ad for a $40 bass at al's seafood across the street.
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:33 AM
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because he thought he was 'the chicken'?
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because the guitarist was on the other side showing him the bassline

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Because he saw an old dirty P-Bass neck sticking out of a dumpster.
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Because he saw an old dirty P-Bass neck sticking out of a dumpster.
This is my favorite one.
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Why did the bass player cross the road?

Because someone told him to do a walking bass line of course!
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o man thats good stuff.
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Why did the Bass Player cross the road?



Because he was stuck in the chicken....
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Why did the Bass Player cross the road?



Because he was stuck in the chicken....
I like that one.
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To check what his E-string would measure on the richter scale with his new amp.
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I've got to try that sometime...

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Why Did The Bass Player Cross The Road??
To get a photo for the Beatles Abbey road album cover.
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