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08-01-2005, 11:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Long Island, NY | | | Hilarious Bassist Wanted Ad
Sign in to disble this ad
http://www.scaredofgirls.com/bassist.html
I can't stop laughing at this. The 3rd and 4th lines are the best. Ahhhhh, the name of the band says it all.
WARNING---You'll probably want to turn your speakers OFF before going to that site, very bad music awaits.
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08-01-2005, 12:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: England (Land of rock ) | | LOL sign me up  
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08-01-2005, 12:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Delta, BC | | | this is definetly the band for me... the dying cat vocals just make it.
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08-01-2005, 12:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Chicago Suburbs | | | I'm not sure I get why this is funny. Seems a straightforward enough ad, and if I met the criteria I'd audition. Hell, I may have to go 'head and get their CD now. Or I would if it weren't out of stock.
Thanks for turning me on to a decent band. |
08-01-2005, 01:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Delta, BC | | | differnt strokes for different folks I suppose...
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08-01-2005, 03:18 PM
| | irritating, yet surly | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: aurora, IN | | dayum...dunno if i could make a comment that wouldn't offend someone.
i guess you gotta be 'scared of girls' to audition.
(read: emo)
(and no offense to the 'one in ten' out there...or the metros or wtfe.)
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08-01-2005, 03:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The cold part of California | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by JB Lars I'm not sure I get why this is funny. Seems a straightforward enough ad, and if I met the criteria I'd audition. Hell, I may have to go 'head and get their CD now. Or I would if it weren't out of stock.
Thanks for turning me on to a decent band. | Are you serious?
It's probably out of stock because a record company stopped producing it because it was so bad. They didn't want to tarnish their name... |
08-01-2005, 03:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Chicago Suburbs | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by i like tictacs Are you serious?
It's probably out of stock because a record company stopped producing it because it was so bad. They didn't want to tarnish their name... | Dead serious. It's not "Heaven Tonight", but it's not a bad little slice of power pop. I've spent good money on worse records, that's for sure. |
08-01-2005, 03:47 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | | "We're a bunch of upbeat guys that love playing great, looking great and having the time of our lives while doing it."
I wasn't aware the guys from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy formed a band. |
08-01-2005, 10:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Pleasanton, CA | | They need to be taken out back and beaten with a stick!  |
08-01-2005, 11:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Orlando/Coral Springs, Fl | | | i didn't realize that having a low slung bass was so important.
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08-02-2005, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by GetLow i didn't realize that having a low slung bass was so important. | n00b 
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08-02-2005, 01:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Yuma, Az | | | They don't half want much, do they? Great looks, great studio and live playing, stage presence, no ego, crap, everybody wants that. The guys who have all that are already hired or fronting their own band...
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08-02-2005, 01:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Los Angeles | | | I love the comment about the "low slung bass"
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08-03-2005, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryan R. Tyler "We're a bunch of upbeat guys that love playing great, looking great and having the time of our lives while doing it."
I wasn't aware the guys from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy formed a band. | Lmfao!
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08-03-2005, 08:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: nyc | | | auditioned lately?
'the look' is a major concern for a lot of bands
i once had a terrible time gigging with a 'pop' band
the guitar player would say things like:
'you're clothes aren't very rockin tonight'
'think about getting your hair frosted, like mine"
wilco...
tango..
foxtrot!
no, i was not with them long
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08-03-2005, 11:38 AM
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Endorsing Artist: KLOPS Drums | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Woodlands, TX | | This is funny. You can have all the great musicians in the world put together, but put a crappy vocalist in there, and you're done with. But ya, I guess it's on par with all the other crap they call "music" on the radio nowadays. Off pitch, off key, off talent... 
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08-03-2005, 04:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kraków, Polska | | | This is a very good ad in a way. If you are not the right person for this band odds are you'll know it immediately and won't waste their time or yours.
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08-05-2005, 12:50 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Seaton, Devon, England | | | i say its the most fake thing ive ever read, id rather go on the x factor |
08-05-2005, 06:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada | | | ah the link doesnt work for me.. too bad.. i wanted to laugh too | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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