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Old 11-13-2006, 05:10 AM
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Talking Hilarious score!!

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Old 11-13-2006, 06:14 AM
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I've seen this before, but still
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someone should enter that into a computer program and see how it sounds.
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Is it real though? I especially like "insert peanuts", "apply brown liquid now", "light explosives now...and...now" and "release the penguins"
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i highly doubt it, my guess it would sound like poop, especially when you put much much passionfruit into it...
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:46 AM
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haha.. i love it

'balance your chair on two legs'

it's actually not as absurd as many real 'serious' aleatoric scores:



that's a delightful piece by John Cage by the way
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Old 11-13-2006, 08:58 AM
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Hahahah

"Sing hey, hey, hey-o, ho hey!"
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"Based on a Cro-magnon skinning chant"

Thats funny!
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:40 AM
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Yeah........... I could play that.
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Years old and still funny
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Call me simple minded or easy to laugh, but that's still funny every time I see it.
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Now my eyes hurt.
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:09 PM
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That's hilarious! "Now the Penguins!"
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Old, but still hilarious.

Have you seen that smaller piece by the same guy?
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Old, but still hilarious.

Have you seen that smaller piece by the same guy?
what smaller piece?
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The first one was my wallpaper for AGES.

I know the score inside and out, and I've intergrated it into my practice sessions.
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Is it real though?
I cannot believe anybody said that...

No wonder Borat is doing so well!!
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I can play that easily. I mastered it in exactly 2 minutes. Give me something more challenging, please!!
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can someone email that to me as an attachment? I want to take a copy in to my bass instructor next lesson and tell him ", I just wanted to see if you could sight read this?"
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