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Old 11-05-2007, 09:51 PM
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So I had my first gig yesterday! It was fun, we rocked out pretty hard. Afterwards I noticed pain on my right hip.



Anyone else get this? Any ideas on how to avoid without toning down the act? I guess I could try fashion a little pillow or pad to protect it a bit?

I also got some smaller ones on my left forearm but I have no idea how they could have happened...probably loading stuff.

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Old 11-05-2007, 10:55 PM
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Geez i thought i was the only who ever got that. My first gig the same thing happened. Can't really offer advice on how to prevent it from happening, maybe just shorts that have a thicker waist line or start wearing a belt (altough i found that basses get scratched that way). Im hoping for an answer for myself too.
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:02 AM
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:20 AM
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Holy hell what did you do? I've done plenty of stupid things in the heat of performance, but none that left that kind of mark. Were you high on PCP? Did your act involve some sort of battle? Good lord man!

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sh*t i thought I threw myself around
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Bruise porn.
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You can't do the bump with big women and not get bruised! lol
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:52 AM
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Any ideas on how to avoid without toning down the act?
Don't hit your hip.
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:59 AM
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Eat More.
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Bruise porn.
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:11 PM
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Any ideas on how to avoid without toning down the act?
stop getting frustrated and gyrating after seeing the women upfront...
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omg, lemme guess ur bass...

some sort of BC Rich?

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