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Old 04-19-2013, 04:05 AM
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Holy Flying Cow Crap

I just realised...
There are P basses...
There are J basses...
If someone made a B bass and combined it with the other two we would have a pb and j bass! *GASP*

Alright, lets discuss funny bass names.
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Old 04-19-2013, 05:05 AM
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Once Upon A Time, Aria had a range that they called Tri-Sound on account of them having two pickups & a three-way switch... makes sense. Then someone decided that this was somehow more appropriate:—



I used to hide it with stickers.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:14 AM
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Carvin B series?

B40 4 string and B50 5 string

To be truly PB and J, it would have to be a new line of Fenders wouldn't it?
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:42 AM
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Precision, bucker and jazz?

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Old 04-19-2013, 11:42 AM
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Precision, bucker and jazz?

that wins so far, but if the pickguard were brown and white instead of just white it would truly be the pb+j bass.
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:02 PM
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Now that's a funky lookin' bass, but I bet with all of those tonal options it would be pretty dang cool to have.
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:05 PM
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Precision, bucker and jazz?

What the heck is that????

I want one!!!!
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:28 PM
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I have that combo H(B) P& J !Click image for larger version

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Old 04-24-2013, 01:33 PM
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I thought this thread was about prairie frisbees.
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:45 PM
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What the heck is that????

I want one!!!!
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:47 PM
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I bet a bass with that purplish wood on the body and a natural walnut pickguard with PB(aka H)&J pickups would look and sound pretty hot. Photoshoppers, go to work.
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