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Old 07-19-2008, 08:07 PM
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This is horrible....

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bass

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Old 07-19-2008, 08:15 PM
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thats fantastic, i actually read the whole thing.
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:17 PM
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I found that very amusing. And why is it we play the B-a-s-s?
Why don't we play the B-a-s-e? It would stop all this confusion with the popular fish.
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:35 PM
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first I was like ....

But then I lol'd
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:37 PM
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Funny thing is, there is twice as many pages about guitarists than bassists... Can't figure out whether it's the ego thing, or what, but I like how both of them say how bad guitarists are....

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Guitarist
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Guitar
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:38 PM
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that's awesome. More bass player hate.
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:49 PM
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i love uncyclopedia. search keith richards, or oscar wilde, or abe lincoln, ext ext. youll be rolling on the floor with laughter.
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Pro-tip: Uncyclopedia is a crappy rip off of Encyclopedia Dramatica (which I advise you don't go on during work).
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:02 PM
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That cracked me up.
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:31 PM
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Funny as heck!

My favorite part,

"There is only three persons who are actually good bassists. jaco, bootzilla and of course geddy lee. Nothing more to be said on the matter."

EDIT: I always kinda thought Roger Waters would be a douche too.

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Nothin like takin' the piss .....I LOVE IT
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RFLMAO! That was great, I especially love the picture of Roger Waters with the caption, "What an A$$"
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It's pretty true for most popular bands these days.

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i found it funny until:
There is only three persons who are actually good bassists.[jacobootzilla and of course geddy lee. Nothing more to be said on the matter.

how can you put geddy on that list, he's good but he's not jaco or bootzilla
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This kept our work load to a minimum and our chick-intake to a maximum..

What band would this be?? And how do I join??
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check out the part about drummers!
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